Storm Dispatch #2

I’ve been meticulously documenting the carnage and devastation that’s quickly torn through the midwest and heartland today. These photographs depict a built-in gas grill (apparently a feature that was All The Rage in the 1970s) located in the backyard of our residence.
The following images are disturbing, and not intended for younger viewers:

appx 10:00 AM CST.

I’d like to draw your attention to the icicles forming on the grill’s edges; this is an apt metaphor, as all of our lives currently hang in the balance of this merciless storm.

appx 11:00 AM CST

The grass, nearly covered with the same suffocating blanket of snow and ice that’s nearly snuffed out all of civilization, from Nebraska to Ohio.

appx 12:00 PM CST

Although these pictures might be difficult to see, they are a monument to the hundreds upon thousands of human lives that have been affected by this storm – no doubt, the Hand of God Itself come down unto us, punishment for The Real Housewives franchise.

appx 1:00 PM CST

The most recent photos are most graphic.

appx 2:00 PM CST

May God have mercy on our souls.

About theotherjulie

It's hard work being me: scouring life in search of new adventure, finding sexual innuendo in everyday conversation and fighting a constant battle against the Oxford comma and misplaced apostrophe's...d'oh. Also--need something written? I'll do it: Dear John/Jane letters, grocery lists, articles promoting your wondrous product[s]...NOTE: I stop short at academic papers [I had to write my own, you can too!] but I'm always willing use my 8+ years as an experienced Grammar Goddess [nickname given by friends, honest] to your benefit. Leave a comment and we'll go from there.
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