<?xml version="1.0" encoding="UTF-8"?>
<!-- generator="wordpress.com" -->
<urlset xmlns:xsi="http://www.w3.org/2001/XMLSchema-instance" xmlns="http://www.sitemaps.org/schemas/sitemap/0.9" xmlns:image="http://www.google.com/schemas/sitemap-image/1.1" xsi:schemaLocation="http://www.sitemaps.org/schemas/sitemap/0.9 http://www.sitemaps.org/schemas/sitemap/0.9/sitemap.xsd"><url><loc>https://thesloppycopy.com/2021/12/27/when-it-takes-you-longer-to-come-up-with-a-title-than-write-the-damn-post-just-stop/</loc><lastmod>2021-12-27T17:22:55+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thesloppycopy.com/new-random-neural-firings/</loc><lastmod>2020-11-29T00:44:02+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>weekly</changefreq><priority>0.6</priority></url><url><loc>https://thesloppycopy.com/2020/11/11/everything-no-one-remembers/</loc><lastmod>2020-11-11T17:36:19+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thesloppycopy.com/2020/11/06/the-crowd-goes-wild/</loc><lastmod>2020-11-06T17:32:08+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thesloppycopy.com/2020/11/05/miaou-ouah/</loc><lastmod>2020-11-05T18:30:04+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thesloppycopy.com/2020/11/03/well-how-did-i-get-here/</loc><lastmod>2020-11-03T22:53:06+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thesloppycopy.com/2019/11/10/real-quick-now-reporting-back/</loc><lastmod>2019-11-10T17:35:03+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thesloppycopy.com/2019/11/09/whats-on-your-daily-soundtrack/</loc><lastmod>2019-11-09T16:41:31+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thesloppycopy.com/2019/11/03/i-am-unmotivated-by-motivated-people/</loc><lastmod>2019-11-04T02:49:55+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thesloppycopy.com/2019/10/26/do-people-without-microwaves-drink-their-coffee-faster/</loc><lastmod>2019-10-26T17:19:08+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thesloppycopy.com/2019/10/20/hi-ho-cheerio/</loc><lastmod>2019-10-20T18:28:32+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thesloppycopy.com/2019/02/20/mistgakes-ive-made-a-few/</loc><lastmod>2019-02-21T01:22:06+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thesloppycopy.com/2019/02/17/people-at-the-airport/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://thesloppycopy.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/02/onion.jpeg</image:loc><image:title>onion</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2019-02-18T00:35:21+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thesloppycopy.com/2019/02/04/notes-on-a-bacon-scandal/</loc><lastmod>2019-02-05T02:05:18+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thesloppycopy.com/2019/01/26/amazon-also-recommends-a-good-gi-doc/</loc><lastmod>2019-01-26T19:28:39+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thesloppycopy.com/2019/01/19/the-future-of-grammar/</loc><lastmod>2019-01-20T00:18:08+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thesloppycopy.com/2019/01/14/heigh-ho/</loc><lastmod>2019-01-14T17:21:05+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thesloppycopy.com/2019/01/05/from-friedrich-to-kelly/</loc><lastmod>2019-01-05T05:24:44+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thesloppycopy.com/2019/01/03/buncha-birds-in-a-box/</loc><lastmod>2019-01-03T16:52:25+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thesloppycopy.com/2019/01/02/practice-makes-perf-where-was-i/</loc><lastmod>2019-01-02T17:23:22+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thesloppycopy.com/2019/01/01/a-proposal-for-2019/</loc><lastmod>2019-01-01T18:34:55+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thesloppycopy.com/2018/10/21/how-to-navigate-the-kc-metro-area/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://thesloppycopy.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/10/road5.jpeg</image:loc><image:title>road5</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thesloppycopy.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/10/road4.jpeg</image:loc><image:title>road4</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thesloppycopy.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/10/road3.jpeg</image:loc><image:title>road3</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thesloppycopy.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/10/road2.jpeg</image:loc><image:title>road2</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thesloppycopy.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/10/road1.jpeg</image:loc><image:title>road1</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2018-10-21T18:02:47+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thesloppycopy.com/2018/10/19/freewriting-about-toes-and-stuff/</loc><lastmod>2018-10-19T16:18:47+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thesloppycopy.com/2018/10/17/the-title-is-at-the-end/</loc><lastmod>2018-10-17T19:05:07+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thesloppycopy.com/2016/12/09/finding-the-good-brains-among-the-bad-brains-or-finding-the-hans-delbrucks-among-the-abby-normals/</loc><lastmod>2016-12-09T20:45:08+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thesloppycopy.com/2016/11/21/sunshine-daydreams-or-i-do-not-thank-the-lord-for-the-nighttime/</loc><lastmod>2016-11-23T02:21:53+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thesloppycopy.com/2016/10/23/things-ive-said-to-my-cat-this-weekend/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://thesloppycopy.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/10/img_0398.jpg</image:loc><image:title>img_0398</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2016-10-23T20:19:22+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thesloppycopy.com/2016/10/18/the-healing-powers-of-intentional-hypochondria/</loc><lastmod>2016-10-18T15:36:24+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thesloppycopy.com/2016/10/13/travelers-mania/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://thesloppycopy.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/10/img_1558.jpg</image:loc><image:title>img_1558</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2016-10-13T22:34:18+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thesloppycopy.com/2016/09/18/too-blocked-to-think-of-a-catchy-title/</loc><lastmod>2016-09-18T17:52:53+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thesloppycopy.com/2016/08/21/grocerying-is-a-word-now/</loc><lastmod>2016-08-21T17:24:57+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thesloppycopy.com/2016/08/20/damnit-phyllis/</loc><lastmod>2016-08-20T20:07:16+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thesloppycopy.com/2016/07/26/pokemon-or-ikea-product/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://thesloppycopy.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/07/pokea.jpg</image:loc><image:title>POKEA</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2016-07-26T19:14:46+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thesloppycopy.com/2016/07/26/the-rev-dr-hon-douche-mcbag-j-d-esq/</loc><lastmod>2016-07-26T20:16:56+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thesloppycopy.com/2016/07/05/all-i-ever-do-is-write-about-doctors-subtitle-wtf-janine/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://thesloppycopy.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/07/img_1003.jpg</image:loc><image:title>IMG_1003</image:title><image:caption>Pepsi and Coke in the same machine? Wha? </image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2016-07-23T17:27:48+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thesloppycopy.com/2016/07/01/im-not-a-quitter-im-a-realist/</loc><lastmod>2016-07-01T16:22:53+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thesloppycopy.com/2016/06/22/clarification-for-the-sake-of-clarification/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://thesloppycopy.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/06/993749_10100784002000877_1279329263_n.jpg</image:loc><image:title>993749_10100784002000877_1279329263_n</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2016-06-22T17:59:40+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thesloppycopy.com/2016/06/16/insurance-rage/</loc><lastmod>2016-06-16T19:40:20+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thesloppycopy.com/2016/06/08/5430/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://thesloppycopy.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/06/unnamed-1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>unnamed (1)</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2016-06-08T21:02:51+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thesloppycopy.com/2016/05/19/back-to-school-back-to-school/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://thesloppycopy.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/05/billymadi.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Film and Television</image:title><image:caption>Mandatory Credit: Photo by Moviestore Collection / Rex Features (1561859a)&#13;Billy Madison,  Adam Sandler&#13;Film and Television</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2016-05-19T19:06:03+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thesloppycopy.com/2016/05/13/a-beginners-guide-to-the-san-jose-sharks/</loc><lastmod>2016-05-19T18:41:45+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thesloppycopy.com/2016/03/15/rock-the-vote-bonus-points-if-your-polling-place-doubles-is-a-casbah/</loc><lastmod>2016-03-15T18:57:40+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thesloppycopy.com/2016/03/11/fine-print-more-like-horrible-print/</loc><lastmod>2016-03-11T19:55:03+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thesloppycopy.com/2016/03/09/scenes-from-an-american-apartment-complex-pt-1/</loc><lastmod>2016-03-09T22:29:42+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thesloppycopy.com/2016/03/08/the-unbearable-lightness-of-not-giving-a/</loc><lastmod>2016-03-08T21:22:20+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thesloppycopy.com/2016/03/07/how-bout-that-weather/</loc><lastmod>2016-03-10T02:48:44+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thesloppycopy.com/2016/02/25/assuming-im-shipwrecked-with-an-ipod-i-guess/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://thesloppycopy.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/02/radiohead-bends-albumart.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Radiohead.bends.albumart</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thesloppycopy.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/02/velvet_underground_and_nico.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Velvet_Underground_and_Nico</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thesloppycopy.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/02/ready_to_die.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Ready_To_Die</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thesloppycopy.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/02/unknown.jpeg</image:loc><image:title>Unknown</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thesloppycopy.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/02/the_flaming_lips_-_at_war_with_the_mystics.jpg</image:loc><image:title>The_Flaming_Lips_-_At_War_with_the_Mystics</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thesloppycopy.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/02/91edcpaldpl-_sl1300_.jpg</image:loc><image:title>91EdcPAlDpL._SL1300_</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thesloppycopy.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/02/knux-remind-me-in-3-days-lp-cover-art.jpg</image:loc><image:title>knux-remind-me-in-3-days-lp-cover-art</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thesloppycopy.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/02/grateful_dead_-_american_beauty.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Grateful_Dead_-_American_Beauty</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thesloppycopy.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/02/71e8bkvvg-l-_sl1257_.jpg</image:loc><image:title>71E8BkvvG-L._SL1257_</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thesloppycopy.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/02/rubbersoul.jpg</image:loc><image:title>RubberSoul</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2016-02-25T05:19:18+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thesloppycopy.com/2016/01/03/one-of-these-things-is-not-like-the-other/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://thesloppycopy.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/01/pic4-copy.jpg</image:loc><image:title>pic4 copy</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thesloppycopy.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/01/pic3-copy.jpg</image:loc><image:title>pic3 copy</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thesloppycopy.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/01/pic2-copy.jpg</image:loc><image:title>pic2 copy</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thesloppycopy.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/01/pic1-copy.jpg</image:loc><image:title>pic1 copy</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2016-01-03T22:27:59+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thesloppycopy.com/2015/07/27/foliage-included-in-contract/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://thesloppycopy.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/07/l4d6f5845-m16o.jpg</image:loc><image:title>l4d6f5845-m16o</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thesloppycopy.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/07/l4d6f5845-m14o.jpg</image:loc><image:title>l4d6f5845-m14o</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2015-07-27T17:52:35+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thesloppycopy.com/2015/05/16/things-ive-learned-the-hard-way/</loc><lastmod>2015-05-16T05:08:22+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thesloppycopy.com/2015/05/01/the-time-i-had-a-nervous-breakdown-in-the-middle-of-the-road/</loc><lastmod>2015-05-01T18:38:26+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thesloppycopy.com/2015/04/24/4908/</loc><lastmod>2015-04-26T06:06:57+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thesloppycopy.com/2015/04/19/tmi-grocery-store/</loc><lastmod>2015-04-20T02:08:49+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thesloppycopy.com/2015/03/24/poor-planning/</loc><lastmod>2015-03-24T19:49:25+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thesloppycopy.com/2015/03/24/the-search/</loc><lastmod>2015-03-24T06:52:16+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thesloppycopy.com/2015/03/10/time-is-not-on-my-side/</loc><lastmod>2015-03-10T21:50:53+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thesloppycopy.com/2015/01/11/never-say-never/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://thesloppycopy.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/01/img_0923.jpg</image:loc><image:title>IMG_0923</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2015-01-12T14:25:44+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thesloppycopy.com/2014/12/30/no-take-backs/</loc><lastmod>2014-12-30T20:58:10+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thesloppycopy.com/2014/12/29/4885/</loc><lastmod>2014-12-29T18:40:00+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thesloppycopy.com/2014/12/17/dos-and-donts/</loc><lastmod>2014-12-17T20:28:29+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thesloppycopy.com/2014/12/12/speechless-mostly/</loc><lastmod>2014-12-12T19:04:10+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thesloppycopy.com/2014/11/26/is-it-a-snow-day-if-youre-already-off/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://thesloppycopy.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/11/unnamed-1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>unnamed-1</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2014-11-26T18:27:08+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thesloppycopy.com/2014/11/24/parenting-pragmatics/</loc><lastmod>2014-11-26T17:58:25+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thesloppycopy.com/2014/11/23/save-big-money/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://thesloppycopy.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/11/ray_store.jpg</image:loc><image:title>RAY_STORE</image:title><image:caption>You can't tell me you don't think this guy is at least open to the ferret idea...</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2014-11-23T19:00:49+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thesloppycopy.com/2014/10/31/on-bad-days/</loc><lastmod>2014-10-31T16:52:35+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thesloppycopy.com/2014/10/29/let-it-go-let-go-something-like-that/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://thesloppycopy.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/10/ci_45566_1339267329.jpg</image:loc><image:title>CI_45566_1339267329</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thesloppycopy.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/10/frozen-copy.jpg</image:loc><image:title>frozen copy</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2014-10-29T18:42:27+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thesloppycopy.com/2014/10/23/popper-apartment-b/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://thesloppycopy.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/10/cute-baby-penguin.jpg</image:loc><image:title>cute-baby-penguin</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thesloppycopy.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/10/br_the_penguin_with_penguins.jpg</image:loc><image:title>BR_The_Penguin_with_Penguins</image:title><image:caption>No, no, no, no, no: Terrifying.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2014-10-23T16:57:19+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thesloppycopy.com/2014/10/19/its-been-awhile-eh/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://thesloppycopy.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/10/10424241_773570049346237_3463687664124452662_n.jpg</image:loc><image:title>10424241_773570049346237_3463687664124452662_n</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2014-10-19T19:52:19+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thesloppycopy.com/2014/09/23/okay-in-the-end/</loc><lastmod>2014-09-23T20:40:06+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thesloppycopy.com/2014/09/22/4826/</loc><lastmod>2014-09-22T17:33:59+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thesloppycopy.com/2014/08/27/best-lyrics-part-one-of-probably-many-more/</loc><lastmod>2014-08-27T17:51:51+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thesloppycopy.com/2014/08/25/the-incredible-inedible-egg/</loc><lastmod>2014-08-27T17:20:16+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thesloppycopy.com/2014/08/22/waiting-for-my-pitch/</loc><lastmod>2014-08-22T16:58:52+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thesloppycopy.com/2014/08/03/um-thank-you/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://thesloppycopy.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/08/ps_0241_center_kids.jpg</image:loc><image:title>PS_0241_CENTER_KIDS</image:title><image:caption>I'm not a graduate, but I could have been is one.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2014-08-04T02:48:42+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thesloppycopy.com/2014/08/01/that-might-not-be-a-baby-ive-seen-alien/</loc><lastmod>2014-08-03T20:48:07+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thesloppycopy.com/2014/07/12/updates/</loc><lastmod>2014-07-12T16:12:03+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thesloppycopy.com/2014/07/07/hot-in-herre/</loc><lastmod>2014-07-07T16:31:20+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thesloppycopy.com/2014/07/06/i-dont-always-thank-the-lord-for-the-nighttime/</loc><lastmod>2014-07-06T16:25:09+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thesloppycopy.com/2014/07/03/wading-in-mental-quicksand/</loc><lastmod>2014-07-04T04:28:34+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thesloppycopy.com/2014/06/25/run-run-run/</loc><lastmod>2014-08-27T17:22:10+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thesloppycopy.com/2014/06/17/hope-is-a-little-rubber-bracelet/</loc><lastmod>2014-06-18T03:33:30+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thesloppycopy.com/2014/06/17/sometimes-i-guess-there-just-arent-enough-rocks/</loc><lastmod>2014-06-17T07:09:09+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thesloppycopy.com/2014/06/09/c-is-for-crap-this-did-not-turn-out-how-i-expected/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://thesloppycopy.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/06/dsc01836.jpg</image:loc><image:title>DSC01836</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2014-06-11T19:05:17+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thesloppycopy.com/2014/06/11/flop-turn-river/</loc><lastmod>2014-06-11T07:18:46+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thesloppycopy.com/2014/06/08/inside-out-outside-in/</loc><lastmod>2014-06-08T19:39:56+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thesloppycopy.com/2014/06/07/once-upon-a-mattress/</loc><lastmod>2014-06-08T05:04:53+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thesloppycopy.com/2014/06/06/to-all-the-ones-i-loved-before/</loc><lastmod>2014-06-07T16:33:47+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thesloppycopy.com/2014/06/05/its-not-about-the-bike-except-when-it-is/</loc><lastmod>2014-06-05T20:02:16+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thesloppycopy.com/2014/06/04/100k/</loc><lastmod>2014-06-04T16:12:01+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thesloppycopy.com/2014/06/03/where-my-thoughts-escaping-where-my-musics-playing/</loc><lastmod>2014-06-03T16:58:05+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thesloppycopy.com/2014/06/02/but-sooner-or-later-it-comes-down-to-fate/</loc><lastmod>2014-06-02T18:53:48+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thesloppycopy.com/2014/06/01/rubbed-the-wrong-way/</loc><lastmod>2014-06-04T16:01:14+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thesloppycopy.com/2014/05/29/typhoid-more-like-eye-phoid-amirite/</loc><lastmod>2014-05-29T16:38:05+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thesloppycopy.com/2014/05/24/get-the-bouncy-castle-on-standby/</loc><lastmod>2014-05-25T06:56:09+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thesloppycopy.com/2014/05/23/poultry-inferiority/</loc><lastmod>2014-05-23T22:00:11+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thesloppycopy.com/2014/05/18/to-sleep-perchance-to-dream-shit-like-this/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://thesloppycopy.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/05/prodadminimage-ashx.jpeg</image:loc><image:title>ProdAdminImage.ashx</image:title><image:caption>Yup. Exactly this. I haven't yet checked with Dentist Friend, but I'm certain that receptionist was mistaken.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2014-05-18T17:31:00+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thesloppycopy.com/2014/05/16/creeping-out-my-window-on-a-friday-morning/</loc><lastmod>2014-05-16T19:08:26+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thesloppycopy.com/2014/05/16/adventures-in-autocorrect-and-other-things/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://thesloppycopy.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/05/unnamed.png</image:loc><image:title>unnamed</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2014-05-16T05:47:53+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thesloppycopy.com/2014/05/14/potayto-potahto-pomme-de-terre/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://thesloppycopy.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/05/dsc_0162.jpg</image:loc><image:title>DSC_0162</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2014-05-14T17:50:41+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thesloppycopy.com/2014/05/14/so-thats-what-its-about/</loc><lastmod>2014-05-14T06:43:54+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thesloppycopy.com/2014/05/11/sick-sad-scared-and-mad/</loc><lastmod>2014-05-11T18:43:02+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thesloppycopy.com/2014/05/10/why-ill-never-be-on-house-hunters/</loc><lastmod>2014-05-11T03:37:54+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thesloppycopy.com/2014/05/09/ive-known/</loc><lastmod>2014-05-09T08:00:40+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thesloppycopy.com/2014/05/08/challenge-accepted/</loc><lastmod>2014-05-08T15:25:16+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thesloppycopy.com/2014/05/07/on-f-yeah-moments/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://thesloppycopy.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/05/fb.jpg</image:loc><image:title>fb</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2014-05-08T15:14:28+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thesloppycopy.com/2014/05/02/everybodys-talkin/</loc><lastmod>2014-05-02T17:35:29+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thesloppycopy.com/2014/05/01/how-to-be/</loc><lastmod>2014-05-02T01:55:06+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thesloppycopy.com/2014/04/26/good-night-and-good-luck/</loc><lastmod>2014-04-26T18:21:21+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thesloppycopy.com/2014/04/19/no-title-or-i-spent-all-my-creativity-on-the-post-instead/</loc><lastmod>2014-04-19T16:48:23+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thesloppycopy.com/2014/04/10/snippets-2/</loc><lastmod>2014-04-10T17:08:20+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thesloppycopy.com/2014/03/30/the-time-i-became-an-infectious-disease-hazard/</loc><lastmod>2014-03-30T05:52:45+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thesloppycopy.com/2014/03/09/spring-fever/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://thesloppycopy.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/03/unnamed.jpg</image:loc><image:title>unnamed</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2014-03-09T17:19:22+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thesloppycopy.com/2014/03/04/julie-and-the-laundry-machine-from-space/</loc><lastmod>2014-03-04T18:35:58+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thesloppycopy.com/2014/02/24/all-i-know-now-is-that-its-okay-to-not-know/</loc><lastmod>2014-02-24T21:51:30+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thesloppycopy.com/2014/02/20/the-write-stuff/</loc><lastmod>2014-02-20T05:18:10+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thesloppycopy.com/2014/02/16/get-excited/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://thesloppycopy.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/02/excited.jpg</image:loc><image:title>excited</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thesloppycopy.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/02/4482220f74294ed29fd9e9a6cd6df4c3.jpg</image:loc><image:title>4482220f74294ed29fd9e9a6cd6df4c3</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2014-02-16T18:59:37+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thesloppycopy.com/2014/02/11/i-hear-you-singin-in-the-wire/</loc><lastmod>2014-02-11T18:54:41+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thesloppycopy.com/2014/01/21/for-those-longing-for-summer/</loc><lastmod>2014-01-22T06:44:59+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thesloppycopy.com/2014/01/17/brontosaurus-big-night-out/</loc><lastmod>2014-01-17T18:45:11+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thesloppycopy.com/2014/01/02/2013-in-review-or-thanks-readers-in-oman-searching-for-anime-porn/</loc><lastmod>2014-01-02T07:51:39+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thesloppycopy.com/2013/12/19/you-make-me-smile-use-me/</loc><lastmod>2013-12-19T07:12:25+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thesloppycopy.com/2013/12/05/enter-sandman-volume-3/</loc><lastmod>2013-12-05T05:45:12+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thesloppycopy.com/2013/12/01/girls-a-not-quite-review-of-the-hbo-series-not-the-entire-gender/</loc><lastmod>2013-12-01T19:29:15+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thesloppycopy.com/2013/11/25/roses-are-red-violets-are-blue/</loc><lastmod>2013-11-25T21:27:25+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thesloppycopy.com/2013/11/24/say-yes/</loc><lastmod>2013-11-24T05:59:24+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thesloppycopy.com/2013/11/20/slurry-and-chicken-shouldnt-be-used-together-ever/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://thesloppycopy.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/11/1119131238.jpg</image:loc><image:title>1119131238</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2013-11-20T08:18:30+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thesloppycopy.com/2013/11/18/where-is-my-mind/</loc><lastmod>2013-11-18T05:41:13+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thesloppycopy.com/2013/11/16/party-bullshit/</loc><lastmod>2013-11-17T04:05:11+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thesloppycopy.com/2013/11/16/send-in-the-clowns/</loc><lastmod>2013-11-17T03:03:08+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thesloppycopy.com/2013/11/14/crazy-loves-company/</loc><lastmod>2013-11-14T07:18:30+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thesloppycopy.com/2013/11/11/freedom-isnt-free/</loc><lastmod>2013-11-11T20:53:00+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thesloppycopy.com/2013/11/10/two-roads-diverged-in-a-yellow-wood-so-i-climbed-a-tree-instead/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://thesloppycopy.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/11/example.jpg</image:loc><image:title>example</image:title><image:caption>map porn. Talk cartography to me, baby.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-11-12T19:19:43+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thesloppycopy.com/2013/11/09/freedom/</loc><lastmod>2013-11-10T18:00:11+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thesloppycopy.com/2013/11/07/avoid-the-flu-in-3-easy-steps/</loc><lastmod>2013-11-07T17:57:21+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thesloppycopy.com/2013/10/20/football-for-dummies/</loc><lastmod>2013-10-21T02:10:15+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thesloppycopy.com/2013/10/16/textersations-with-brother/</loc><lastmod>2013-10-17T03:56:36+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thesloppycopy.com/2013/10/13/i-lose-at-compliments/</loc><lastmod>2013-10-13T06:31:39+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thesloppycopy.com/2013/09/25/on-life-lists/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://thesloppycopy.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/100_4159.jpg</image:loc><image:title>100_4159</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2013-09-27T16:09:15+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thesloppycopy.com/2013/09/15/fear-and-loathing-in-grand-rapids-michigan/</loc><lastmod>2013-09-26T12:54:58+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thesloppycopy.com/2013/09/15/4080/</loc><lastmod>2013-09-15T05:24:54+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thesloppycopy.com/2013/09/08/the-worst-feeling-in-the-world/</loc><lastmod>2013-09-08T18:09:01+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thesloppycopy.com/2013/09/01/how-id-rather-be-spending-my-sunday/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://thesloppycopy.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/0901131421.jpg</image:loc><image:title>0901131421</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2013-09-01T19:26:22+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thesloppycopy.com/2013/08/31/anarchist-monopoly-which-sort-of-looks-like-antichrist-monopoly-but-thats-a-different-game-altogether/</loc><lastmod>2013-08-31T16:40:15+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thesloppycopy.com/2013/08/21/hey-it-doesnt-wash-itsel-okay-yeah-it-does/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://thesloppycopy.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/08/washing-clothes-banaba-kiribati.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Washing-clothes-Banaba-Kiribati</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2013-08-21T17:37:35+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thesloppycopy.com/2013/08/19/fun-with-captions/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://thesloppycopy.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/08/0815131449.jpg</image:loc><image:title>0815131449</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2013-08-19T16:43:34+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thesloppycopy.com/2013/08/07/you-like-me-you-really-like-me/</loc><lastmod>2013-08-07T17:16:20+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thesloppycopy.com/2013/08/02/this-has-nothing-to-do-with-armadillos/</loc><lastmod>2013-08-02T16:10:48+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thesloppycopy.com/2013/07/23/is-this-a-test-i-think-its-a-test/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://thesloppycopy.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/07/0428120934.jpg</image:loc><image:title>0428120934</image:title><image:caption>I... what?</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-07-23T20:31:00+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thesloppycopy.com/2013/07/17/good-luck-interpreting-this/</loc><lastmod>2013-07-17T17:57:45+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thesloppycopy.com/2013/07/02/why-im-not-a-television-writer/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://thesloppycopy.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/07/jennifer-aniston-courtney-cox.jpg</image:loc><image:title>jennifer-aniston-courtney-cox</image:title><image:caption>the ladies of Friends circa 1995-ish. Oh how times have changed!</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-07-02T17:47:04+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thesloppycopy.com/2013/06/27/same-love/</loc><lastmod>2013-06-27T17:42:10+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thesloppycopy.com/2013/06/24/just-another-day-at-the-office/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://thesloppycopy.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/06/100_1498.jpg</image:loc><image:title>100_1498</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2013-06-25T17:04:06+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thesloppycopy.com/2013/06/16/fathers-day/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://thesloppycopy.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/06/msleepwdad2.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Msleepwdad2</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2013-06-16T05:40:03+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thesloppycopy.com/2013/06/15/the-time-i-went-steady-with-a-scientist-from-england/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://thesloppycopy.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/06/img_mm_how_to_get_a_husband_med.jpg</image:loc><image:title>img_mm_how_to_get_a_husband_MED</image:title><image:caption>This is a swatch of fabric from which my Doctor Friend made me a toss pillow. Isn't it awesome?!</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-06-15T17:27:27+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thesloppycopy.com/2013/06/14/maybe-ill-wait-for-another-groupon/</loc><lastmod>2013-06-14T17:12:04+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thesloppycopy.com/2013/06/13/good-wood-is-hard-to-find/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://thesloppycopy.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/06/0613131132.jpg</image:loc><image:title>0613131132</image:title><image:caption>So close, and yet so unattainable.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-06-17T16:00:44+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thesloppycopy.com/2013/06/07/proof-it-happens/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://thesloppycopy.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/06/0604130117a.jpg</image:loc><image:title>0604130117a</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thesloppycopy.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/06/0604130117.jpg</image:loc><image:title>0604130117</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thesloppycopy.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/06/0604130117c.jpg</image:loc><image:title>0604130117c</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thesloppycopy.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/06/0604130117b.jpg</image:loc><image:title>0604130117b</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2013-06-07T18:38:51+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thesloppycopy.com/2013/06/04/unnecessary-celebrity-endorsements/</loc><lastmod>2013-06-04T19:57:18+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thesloppycopy.com/2013/05/29/a-hypothetical-christmas/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://thesloppycopy.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/0529131142.jpg</image:loc><image:title>0529131142</image:title><image:caption>on an unrelated note, if anyone hypothetically knows how to convert music files to something that will play on a Mac, I would hypothetically appreciate your input</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-05-29T19:36:10+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thesloppycopy.com/2013/05/26/switching-gears-in-the-most-awkward-way-possible/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://thesloppycopy.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/downsize.jpg</image:loc><image:title>downsize</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2013-05-26T17:36:51+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thesloppycopy.com/2013/05/24/for-brandt-who-i-havent-met/</loc><lastmod>2013-05-24T17:35:02+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thesloppycopy.com/2013/05/22/have-you-hugged-a-dentist-today/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://thesloppycopy.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/dentist2.jpg</image:loc><image:title>dentist2</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thesloppycopy.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/dentist.jpg</image:loc><image:title>dentist</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2013-05-25T16:01:31+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thesloppycopy.com/2013/05/20/i-am-human-hear-me-kvetch/</loc><lastmod>2013-05-21T02:26:53+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thesloppycopy.com/2013/05/19/when-bfff-and-i-get-into-the-nutella-delivery-business-we-will-be-rich/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://thesloppycopy.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/images1.jpeg</image:loc><image:title>images</image:title><image:caption>om nom nom nom</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-05-20T18:04:05+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thesloppycopy.com/2013/05/14/nerd-is-the-word/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://thesloppycopy.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/27a_blackknight_0ni7n.jpg</image:loc><image:title>27a_blackKnight_0ni7n</image:title><image:caption>Wait, is this like a baseball card? Are these valuable?</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thesloppycopy.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/wow-battleground-warsong-gulch.jpg</image:loc><image:title>wow-battleground-warsong-gulch</image:title><image:caption>WHAT IS HAPPENING HERE? Why is there so much cleavage? Is this porn?</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thesloppycopy.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/angel-anime-anime-24597142-1600-1200.jpg</image:loc><image:title>angel-anime-anime-24597142-1600-1200</image:title><image:caption>Is this porn? Is that what this is?</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thesloppycopy.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/differents-boards-settlers-of-catan-521934_1157_768.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Differents-Boards-settlers-of-catan-521934_1157_768</image:title><image:caption>WHY ARE THERE SO MANY PIECES THIS IS MAKING MY HEAD HURT</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thesloppycopy.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/images.jpeg</image:loc><image:title>images</image:title><image:caption>Oooh, pretty colors! But too many numbers. There goes my head again.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thesloppycopy.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/lan-party.jpg</image:loc><image:title>LAN-Party</image:title><image:caption>Whose garage is this? Do they know what you're doing in there?</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thesloppycopy.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/star_wars__cosplay_by_danielarouchian-d4s15el.jpg</image:loc><image:title>star_wars__cosplay_by_danielarouchian-d4s15el</image:title><image:caption>What do they do when the glowsticks burn out?</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-05-19T18:58:17+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thesloppycopy.com/2013/05/09/this-is-not-an-album-review/</loc><lastmod>2013-05-19T18:51:18+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thesloppycopy.com/2013/05/12/happy-mothers-day/</loc><lastmod>2013-05-19T18:50:21+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thesloppycopy.com/2013/05/13/apartment-living-fools/</loc><lastmod>2013-05-19T18:49:45+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thesloppycopy.com/2013/05/06/i-kea-d-you-not/</loc><lastmod>2013-05-06T18:20:21+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thesloppycopy.com/2013/05/05/jim-edmonds-is-not-impressed/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://thesloppycopy.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/0323132101.jpg</image:loc><image:title>0323132101</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2013-05-05T18:43:22+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thesloppycopy.com/2013/05/04/slow-and-steady-doesnt-quite-get-the-pun/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://thesloppycopy.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/e01c5b2fd5a9009f8da6110806e3d61793093c53.gif</image:loc><image:title>e01c5b2fd5a9009f8da6110806e3d61793093c53</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2013-05-04T19:21:44+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thesloppycopy.com/2013/05/03/portrait-of-a-sloppy-bullshit-artist-as-a-young-drunk/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://thesloppycopy.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/downloadedfile.jpeg</image:loc><image:title>DownloadedFile</image:title><image:caption>Like, seriously? Who the hell are these people?</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-05-03T19:22:34+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thesloppycopy.com/2013/05/02/insert-clever-and-attention-getting-title-here/</loc><lastmod>2013-05-19T18:09:50+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thesloppycopy.com/2013/05/01/completely-legitimate-merchandise/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://thesloppycopy.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/luis.jpg</image:loc><image:title>luis</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thesloppycopy.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/scan-131210001.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Scan 131210001</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2013-05-01T16:41:40+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thesloppycopy.com/2013/04/26/did-i-mention-that-im-pregnant-with-brian-williams-triplets/</loc><lastmod>2013-04-26T21:02:16+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thesloppycopy.com/2013/04/18/come-off-it-you-twwwit/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://thesloppycopy.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/mail.jpeg</image:loc><image:title>mail</image:title><image:caption>Does that seem like a random number to anyone else, or is it just me?</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-04-18T18:33:58+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thesloppycopy.com/2013/04/11/if-you-need-me-ill-be-weeping-into-my-yarn/</loc><lastmod>2013-04-15T05:14:40+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thesloppycopy.com/2013/04/07/textersations-with-juanita/</loc><lastmod>2013-04-07T16:58:15+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thesloppycopy.com/2013/04/04/he-does-and-he-uses-toilet-paper/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://thesloppycopy.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/moose.jpg</image:loc><image:title>moose</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thesloppycopy.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/bear.jpg</image:loc><image:title>bear</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thesloppycopy.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/curtain.jpg</image:loc><image:title>curtain</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2013-04-10T00:31:20+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thesloppycopy.com/2013/03/27/pictures-pages-picture-pages/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://thesloppycopy.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/03/0326132322.jpg</image:loc><image:title>0326132322</image:title><image:caption>Just the one, please. Don't want to go overboard.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-04-10T00:29:48+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thesloppycopy.com/2013/03/20/saint-willie-style/</loc><lastmod>2013-03-20T20:16:30+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thesloppycopy.com/2013/03/11/play-next-episode-is-netflix-for-put-off-washing-the-dishes-for-another-hour/</loc><lastmod>2013-03-11T17:25:45+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thesloppycopy.com/2013/03/10/doctors-without-boundaries-implies-a-much-different-charity/</loc><lastmod>2013-03-11T01:33:33+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thesloppycopy.com/2013/03/08/party-like-norah-jones/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://thesloppycopy.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/03/100_0243.jpg</image:loc><image:title>100_0243</image:title><image:caption>This was a (mostly) good day - Sonic picnic in the park with my buds while we took creeper pics of the weirdos and made our Bucket Lists. </image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-03-09T02:44:53+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thesloppycopy.com/2013/03/02/it-seemed-like-a-good-idea-at-the-time/</loc><lastmod>2013-03-02T18:47:29+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thesloppycopy.com/2013/03/01/shopping-with-juanita/</loc><lastmod>2013-03-02T00:29:54+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thesloppycopy.com/2013/02/28/not-everyone-wants-their-own-skee-ball-arcade-in-the-basement/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://thesloppycopy.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/02/e8ce24b.jpg</image:loc><image:title>e8ce24b</image:title><image:caption>"Hey, Jim, which one's yours - the Subaru or the Aston-Martin?"</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-02-28T22:13:40+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thesloppycopy.com/2013/02/27/the-caribbean-has-vagrants-right/</loc><lastmod>2013-02-27T19:36:50+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thesloppycopy.com/2013/02/25/erik-jan-de-boer-your-family-back-home-is-proud/</loc><lastmod>2013-02-25T17:44:24+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thesloppycopy.com/2013/02/24/oscar-picks-2013/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://thesloppycopy.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/02/downloadedfile.jpeg</image:loc><image:title>DownloadedFile</image:title><image:caption>here's hoping you snag Number 3 tonight, baby.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thesloppycopy.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/02/downloadedfile-1.jpeg</image:loc><image:title>DownloadedFile-1</image:title><image:caption>this might be the sort of colleague that ACTUAL female petty officers, er, think about</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thesloppycopy.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/02/images-1.jpeg</image:loc><image:title>images-1</image:title><image:caption>Really? Who are you? WHAT are you?</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-02-24T18:58:41+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thesloppycopy.com/2013/02/23/some-questions-are-best-left-unanswered/</loc><lastmod>2013-02-23T18:12:39+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thesloppycopy.com/2013/02/22/the-most-uncomfortable-feeling-in-the-world/</loc><lastmod>2013-03-11T17:25:18+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thesloppycopy.com/2013/02/05/because-crazy-and-hungry-are-sometimes-the-same-thing/</loc><lastmod>2013-02-06T05:50:15+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thesloppycopy.com/2013/01/13/brian-wilson-haunts-my-dreams/</loc><lastmod>2013-01-13T17:20:55+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thesloppycopy.com/2013/01/07/not-a-coat/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://thesloppycopy.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/01/paero1-13093025t386x450.jpg</image:loc><image:title>pAERO1-13093025t386x450</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thesloppycopy.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/01/paero1-13093025t76x88.jpg</image:loc><image:title>pAERO1-13093025t76x88</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thesloppycopy.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/01/14115384_120821143000.jpg</image:loc><image:title>14115384_120821143000</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thesloppycopy.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/01/cn5722841.jpg</image:loc><image:title>cn5722841</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2013-01-07T18:06:35+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thesloppycopy.com/2013/01/06/maybe-i-should-tell-people-theyre-collectors-items/</loc><lastmod>2013-01-06T19:10:20+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thesloppycopy.com/2013/01/03/never-too-late/</loc><lastmod>2013-01-03T20:18:41+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thesloppycopy.com/2013/01/02/2012-in-review-or-delicate-cheese-biscuits-and-other-replies/</loc><lastmod>2013-01-02T05:25:22+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thesloppycopy.com/2013/01/01/why-i-want-to-shake-some-if-not-all-people/</loc><lastmod>2013-01-01T20:40:04+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thesloppycopy.com/2012/12/30/the-magic-of-feeling-better/</loc><lastmod>2012-12-30T19:58:38+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thesloppycopy.com/2012/12/24/one-more-for-the-road/</loc><lastmod>2012-12-24T18:25:28+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thesloppycopy.com/2012/12/13/if-imitation-is-the-highest-form-of-flattery/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://thesloppycopy.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/12/1213121304.jpg</image:loc><image:title>1213121304</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thesloppycopy.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/12/1213121303.jpg</image:loc><image:title>1213121303</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thesloppycopy.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/12/1208121309.jpg</image:loc><image:title>1208121309</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2012-12-13T19:31:15+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thesloppycopy.com/2012/11/30/on-flossing-and-belts-and-the-overuse-of-commas-by-lapsed-english-majors/</loc><lastmod>2012-11-30T20:18:18+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thesloppycopy.com/2012/11/09/extremely-specialized-health-care/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://thesloppycopy.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/11/male.jpg</image:loc><image:title>male</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2012-11-14T19:23:12+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thesloppycopy.com/2012/11/14/the-creepy-kind-of-compliments/</loc><lastmod>2012-11-14T18:43:45+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thesloppycopy.com/2012/11/12/mo-turkey-mo-problems/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://thesloppycopy.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/11/downloadedfile.jpeg</image:loc><image:title>DownloadedFile</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2012-11-14T18:40:49+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thesloppycopy.com/2012/10/21/how-not-to-clean-your-apartment/</loc><lastmod>2012-11-11T18:21:46+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thesloppycopy.com/2012/10/08/and-you-wonder-why-everyones-password-is-password/</loc><lastmod>2012-11-06T03:08:03+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thesloppycopy.com/2012/09/23/note-to-self-this-is-how-your-life-is-supposed-to-go/</loc><lastmod>2012-09-23T15:17:33+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thesloppycopy.com/2012/09/22/this-is-a-janitors-closet-i-thought-it-was-the-break-room/</loc><lastmod>2012-09-22T18:15:51+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thesloppycopy.com/2012/09/20/never-assume-youll-have-to-pee-in-a-cup/</loc><lastmod>2012-09-20T15:31:19+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thesloppycopy.com/2012/09/12/nose-tackle-seriously-surely-youre-making-this-up/</loc><lastmod>2012-09-12T14:24:26+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thesloppycopy.com/2012/09/07/everyone-proceed-to-the-exits-table-41-you-have-to-stay-sorry/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://thesloppycopy.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/08/0825122005.jpg</image:loc><image:title>0825122005</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2012-09-07T19:12:13+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thesloppycopy.com/2012/08/30/look-under-m-for-malarkey/</loc><lastmod>2012-10-06T23:10:34+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thesloppycopy.com/2012/08/08/all-the-things-i-used-to-know/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://thesloppycopy.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/08/0807121158.jpg</image:loc><image:title>0807121158</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2012-08-08T15:26:17+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thesloppycopy.com/2012/08/07/patience-is-a-virtue-or-something-like-that/</loc><lastmod>2012-11-04T16:20:07+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thesloppycopy.com/2012/07/22/more-adventures-in-dreamland/</loc><lastmod>2012-07-22T15:29:58+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thesloppycopy.com/2012/07/16/more-moo-goo-goo-goo/</loc><lastmod>2012-07-17T16:09:03+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thesloppycopy.com/2012/07/13/at-least-they-sell-pants-at-target/</loc><lastmod>2012-07-13T21:34:22+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thesloppycopy.com/2012/07/04/happy-fourth-of-july/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://thesloppycopy.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/07/100_0556.jpg</image:loc><image:title>100_0556</image:title><image:caption>July 4, 2009: Baby brudder prepares to do some more damage to a bucket of fireworks.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-07-04T16:21:10+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thesloppycopy.com/2012/06/29/the-devil-wears-knock-off-keds/</loc><lastmod>2012-06-29T15:06:39+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thesloppycopy.com/2012/05/27/a-trip-to-the-muscat-nike-outlet/</loc><lastmod>2012-06-28T16:46:25+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thesloppycopy.com/2012/06/24/how-to-clean-a-popcorn-ceiling/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://thesloppycopy.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/06/0621121913.jpg</image:loc><image:title>0621121913</image:title><image:caption>side note: none of the angles pictured here are actually 90 degrees. My entire apartment is like some sort of avant-garde architecture experiment. </image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-06-24T14:24:17+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thesloppycopy.com/2012/06/21/mama-said-they-was-my-magic-shoes/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://thesloppycopy.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/06/0621121412.jpg</image:loc><image:title>0621121412</image:title><image:caption>Hello gorgeous, foot-cradling, babies.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-06-22T15:59:21+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thesloppycopy.com/2012/06/19/note-to-self/</loc><lastmod>2012-06-19T16:06:34+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thesloppycopy.com/2012/06/19/some-more-funny-stuff-you-should-read-if-you-like-to-read-funny-stuff/</loc><lastmod>2012-06-19T15:13:49+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thesloppycopy.com/2012/06/15/ja-rule-are-you-out-there/</loc><lastmod>2012-06-15T19:55:52+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thesloppycopy.com/2012/06/10/that-cant-be-legal/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://thesloppycopy.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/06/triplets.jpg</image:loc><image:title>triplets</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2012-06-10T14:44:49+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thesloppycopy.com/2012/06/06/exciting-opportunity-for-free-cookies-read-below/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://thesloppycopy.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/06/318922_886729145897_6891855_n.jpg</image:loc><image:title>318922_886729145897_6891855_n</image:title><image:caption>Yum! THESE COULD BE YOURS.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-06-11T22:07:46+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thesloppycopy.com/2012/06/02/autocorrective-asphyxiation/</loc><lastmod>2012-06-02T14:16:01+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thesloppycopy.com/2012/05/31/would-you-like-a-side-of-thorazine-with-that/</loc><lastmod>2012-05-31T23:56:17+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thesloppycopy.com/2012/05/29/juanita-vs-the-facebook/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://thesloppycopy.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/facebook.jpg</image:loc><image:title>FACEBOOK</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2012-05-29T16:03:46+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thesloppycopy.com/2012/05/28/guacamole-for-dummies-or-for-those-who-dont-go-grocery-shopping-at-the-hardware-store/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://thesloppycopy.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/images.jpeg</image:loc><image:title>images</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2012-05-28T16:59:41+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thesloppycopy.com/2012/05/09/smoke-gets-in-your-eyes/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://thesloppycopy.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/toaster1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>toaster</image:title><image:caption>Don't give me that look, asshole.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thesloppycopy.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/toaster.jpg</image:loc><image:title>toaster</image:title><image:caption>Don't give me that look, asshole.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-05-09T14:30:34+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thesloppycopy.com/2012/05/08/as-seen-on-tv/</loc><lastmod>2012-05-08T15:21:26+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thesloppycopy.com/2012/05/06/insert-witty-double-entendre-about-packing-here/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://thesloppycopy.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/mail.jpeg</image:loc><image:title>mail</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2012-05-06T15:02:05+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thesloppycopy.com/2012/05/01/book-review-misery/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://thesloppycopy.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/200811116264621877801.jpg</image:loc><image:title>200811116264621877801</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2012-05-01T15:08:54+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thesloppycopy.com/2012/04/24/like-a-good-passive-aggressive-neighbor/</loc><lastmod>2012-04-24T16:13:26+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thesloppycopy.com/2012/04/20/im-a-money-flavored-sucker/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://thesloppycopy.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/04/target1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>target</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thesloppycopy.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/04/target.jpg</image:loc><image:title>target</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2012-04-24T17:33:43+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thesloppycopy.com/2012/04/05/if-were-naming-things-after-adjectives-lets-just-call-it-snotty/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://thesloppycopy.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/04/images.jpeg</image:loc><image:title>images</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thesloppycopy.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/04/downsize.jpg</image:loc><image:title>downsize</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2012-04-09T14:53:46+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thesloppycopy.com/2012/03/16/book-review-lost-girls/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://thesloppycopy.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/03/512newxyqrl-_bo2204203200_pisitb-sticker-arrow-clicktopright35-76_aa300_sh20_aa278_pikin4bottomright-6422_aa300_sh20_ou01_.jpg</image:loc><image:title>512nEWXyQrL._BO2,204,203,200_PIsitb-sticker-arrow-click,TopRight,35,-76_AA300_SH20_AA278_PIkin4,BottomRight,-64,22_AA300_SH20_OU01_</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2012-03-16T15:55:14+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thesloppycopy.com/2012/03/12/snippets-too-short-to-be-any-better-longer/</loc><lastmod>2012-03-15T16:26:48+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thesloppycopy.com/2012/03/06/georges-vezina-for-beginners/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://thesloppycopy.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/03/images.jpeg</image:loc><image:title>images</image:title><image:caption>"Bonjour, bitches. Je m'apelle Bad Ass." Photo credit: http://thirdstringgoalie.blogspot.com/2011/01/1924-25-montreal-canadiens-georges.html</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-03-06T17:26:11+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thesloppycopy.com/2012/02/23/book-review-the-probability-of-miracles/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://thesloppycopy.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/02/images.jpeg</image:loc><image:title>images</image:title><image:caption>image courtesy barnesandnoble.com  (also: this book is not about a victoria's secret angel, which is what I think it looks like)</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-02-23T16:06:10+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thesloppycopy.com/2012/02/21/laissez-les-bon-temps-rouler/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://thesloppycopy.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/02/scan-120520003-e1329843344374.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Scan 120520003</image:title><image:caption>also potentially available in t-shirt form.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-02-21T16:59:07+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thesloppycopy.com/2012/02/13/how-to-tell-ive-won-the-lottery/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://thesloppycopy.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/02/skeeball.jpg</image:loc><image:title>skeeball</image:title><image:caption>a mock-up of my living room, apres lottery</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-02-13T19:36:02+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thesloppycopy.com/2012/02/05/intheretelling/</loc><lastmod>2012-02-06T02:20:30+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thesloppycopy.com/2012/02/03/idratherbe/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://thesloppycopy.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/02/bumpersticker.jpg</image:loc><image:title>bumpersticker</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2012-02-03T16:56:18+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thesloppycopy.com/2012/01/31/nhlplayoff/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://thesloppycopy.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/nhlbracket.jpg</image:loc><image:title>nhlbracket</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2012-01-31T16:37:47+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thesloppycopy.com/2012/01/29/scissorhands/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://thesloppycopy.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/scissorhands.jpg</image:loc><image:title>scissorhands</image:title><image:caption>just a mock-up. ya know, just to see how the public responds to my idea.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-01-29T16:45:54+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thesloppycopy.com/2012/01/27/the-big-blanket-let-down/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://thesloppycopy.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/100_2488.jpg</image:loc><image:title>100_2488</image:title><image:caption>Oh, friend, I will not forget you.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-01-28T15:30:07+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thesloppycopy.com/2012/01/26/put-that-in-your-pipe-and-call-the-plumber-because-thats-not-good-for-pipes/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://thesloppycopy.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/images1.jpeg</image:loc><image:title>images</image:title><image:caption>Really - is all this really necessary? Certainly some of those are just for show.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-01-26T15:49:03+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thesloppycopy.com/2012/01/24/it-does-a-body-good/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://thesloppycopy.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/lunchbox.jpg</image:loc><image:title>lunchbox</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2012-01-25T20:09:23+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thesloppycopy.com/2012/01/22/fastforward/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://thesloppycopy.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/images.jpeg</image:loc><image:title>images</image:title><image:caption>so. freaking. smiley.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-01-23T15:24:04+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thesloppycopy.com/2012/01/19/nowhere-to-hide/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://thesloppycopy.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/radar.jpg</image:loc><image:title>radar</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2012-01-19T20:04:55+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thesloppycopy.com/2012/01/17/sometimes-your-underwear-ends-up-in-a-shopvac/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://thesloppycopy.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/downloadedfile.jpeg</image:loc><image:title>DownloadedFile</image:title><image:caption>om nom nom nom nom!</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-01-17T18:23:54+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thesloppycopy.com/2012/01/01/2011-in-review-thank-you-fred-weller-fans-of-brazil/</loc><lastmod>2012-01-01T15:08:57+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thesloppycopy.com/2011/12/18/new-sotd-theme-weekish/</loc><lastmod>2011-12-20T15:50:08+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thesloppycopy.com/2011/12/16/its-on-a-pole/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://thesloppycopy.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/12/stripperjob.jpg</image:loc><image:title>stripperjob</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2011-12-16T17:38:18+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thesloppycopy.com/2011/12/08/my-netflix-search/</loc><lastmod>2011-12-09T14:36:08+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thesloppycopy.com/2011/11/27/postcards-from-my-life/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://thesloppycopy.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/11/mail1.jpeg</image:loc><image:title>mail</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thesloppycopy.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/11/postcardtext.jpg</image:loc><image:title>postcardtext</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2011-11-27T16:34:34+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thesloppycopy.com/2011/11/25/do-they-sell-those-at-best-buy-too/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://thesloppycopy.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/11/113923485.jpg</image:loc><image:title>113923485</image:title><image:caption>Really, the most important part here is Peaches' hair and Herb's sideburns. </image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2011-11-25T21:30:25+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thesloppycopy.com/2011/11/09/hallway/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://thesloppycopy.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/11/mail.jpeg</image:loc><image:title>mail</image:title><image:caption>If you need me, this is where I'll be until approximately ten minutes before I have to go to work.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2011-11-09T17:44:50+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thesloppycopy.com/2011/11/07/phone-fun/</loc><lastmod>2011-11-07T20:22:41+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thesloppycopy.com/2011/11/06/whats-in-a-name/</loc><lastmod>2011-11-07T20:38:11+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thesloppycopy.com/2011/10/21/the-morning-after/</loc><lastmod>2011-10-21T15:29:49+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thesloppycopy.com/2011/10/20/luck-be-a-bag-of-licorice/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://thesloppycopy.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/mail.jpeg</image:loc><image:title>mail</image:title><image:caption>This bracelet is Lucky. It must be out during games. </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thesloppycopy.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/269270380.jpg</image:loc><image:title>269270380</image:title><image:caption>This bracelet is Unlucky. This one is safely stowed away during games.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2011-10-21T14:11:29+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thesloppycopy.com/2011/10/18/ive-got-a-fieber/</loc><lastmod>2011-10-18T15:39:58+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thesloppycopy.com/2011/10/12/on-being-fifth-an-emotional-and-poorly-thought-through-reply/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://thesloppycopy.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/100_2559.jpg</image:loc><image:title>100_2559</image:title><image:caption>you cannot tell me that this is not a picture of some of baseball's greatest fans. Here, my parents sport their custom-made jerseys of Cards greats Julian Javier and Joaquin Andujar.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2011-10-12T21:05:31+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thesloppycopy.com/2011/10/06/chipotle-soup-and-fresh-ink-tulsa-day-two/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://thesloppycopy.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/images.jpeg</image:loc><image:title>images</image:title><image:caption>yabba dabba doo, motherfuckers.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2011-10-06T14:35:00+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thesloppycopy.com/2011/10/03/brief-update/</loc><lastmod>2011-10-03T13:38:10+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thesloppycopy.com/2011/09/30/taco-bueno-and-the-state-fair-tulsa-day-one/</loc><lastmod>2011-09-30T16:10:10+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thesloppycopy.com/2011/09/27/pre-trip-to-do-list-part-one/</loc><lastmod>2011-09-27T14:48:50+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thesloppycopy.com/2011/09/26/packing-list-for-tulsa-part-one/</loc><lastmod>2011-09-26T15:51:34+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thesloppycopy.com/2011/09/24/whats-your-theme-music/</loc><lastmod>2011-09-24T14:57:07+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thesloppycopy.com/2011/09/18/dear-neighbors/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://thesloppycopy.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/09/journeyarnel.jpg</image:loc><image:title>journeyarnel</image:title><image:caption>I've never met you, Neighbor, but I am assuming this is not you.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2011-09-18T16:43:15+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thesloppycopy.com/2011/09/10/best-in-show-how-bout-them-apples/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://thesloppycopy.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/09/w475h356.jpg</image:loc><image:title>w475h356</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2011-09-18T16:25:30+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thesloppycopy.com/2011/09/09/tervis-fever/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://thesloppycopy.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/09/showimage-ashx.jpeg</image:loc><image:title>ShowImage.ashx</image:title><image:caption>the "J" stands for "Jesus Christ, Julie, you don't need another fucking cup."</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2011-09-12T19:34:40+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thesloppycopy.com/2011/09/01/drill-baby-drill/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://thesloppycopy.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/09/office.jpg</image:loc><image:title>office</image:title><image:caption>Raise your hand if you want your home office to look like this (credit: howaboutorange.blogspot.com -- she. is. awesome.)</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2011-09-09T14:26:50+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thesloppycopy.com/2011/09/04/itsy-bitsy-my-ass/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://thesloppycopy.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/09/downloadedfile.jpeg</image:loc><image:title>DownloadedFile</image:title><image:caption>Would I be more "okay" with them if the spiders in my home looked like this? Maybe, but if they did I might instead be worried that they had some sort of arachnid cannabis-growing operation behind my dryer.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2011-09-04T16:40:59+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thesloppycopy.com/2011/09/02/suh-currity/</loc><lastmod>2011-09-02T15:03:39+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thesloppycopy.com/2011/08/28/if-only-i-could-clean-and-nap-simultaneously/</loc><lastmod>2011-08-28T15:16:11+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thesloppycopy.com/2011/08/25/acute-on-chronic-baseball-fever/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://thesloppycopy.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/08/100_2183.jpg</image:loc><image:title>100_2183</image:title><image:caption>home sweet home...</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2011-08-26T21:12:10+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thesloppycopy.com/2011/08/23/snippets/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://thesloppycopy.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/08/images2.jpeg</image:loc><image:title>images</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thesloppycopy.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/08/chelsea_hobbs.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Hollywood Life's 11th Annual Young Hollywood Awards - Arrivals</image:title><image:caption>Short hair? Maybe for you, Chelsea Hobbs (and who are you, anyway?)</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2011-08-23T16:33:49+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thesloppycopy.com/2011/08/19/everythings-a-thing/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://thesloppycopy.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/08/images1.jpeg</image:loc><image:title>images</image:title><image:caption>Just a random pic to break up all my goddamn words.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2011-08-19T21:13:10+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thesloppycopy.com/2011/08/19/technically-its-craigs-list/</loc><lastmod>2011-08-19T17:14:06+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thesloppycopy.com/2011/08/16/a-beginners-guide-to-using-the-metro/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://thesloppycopy.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/08/mail.jpeg</image:loc><image:title>mail</image:title><image:caption>That's not God. That's P Street.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2011-08-17T14:51:32+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thesloppycopy.com/2011/08/05/julie-goes-to-warshington-packing/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://thesloppycopy.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/08/metalcase1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>metalcase1</image:title><image:caption>I wish I had a suitcase like this. If I saw a suitcase like this at the airport, I'd immediately assume it was filled with orderly piles of unmarked, non-sequential, US currency</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2011-08-05T19:31:28+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thesloppycopy.com/2011/08/04/in-sink-erator-would-also-be-a-good-name-for-a-movie/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://thesloppycopy.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/08/images.jpeg</image:loc><image:title>images</image:title><image:caption>This? THIS is a garbage disposal? (I'm sorry, "In-Sink-Erator"). This looks like something you'd fill with Hot Toddy and bring to work on the 7 Train.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2011-08-04T14:47:59+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thesloppycopy.com/2011/08/03/if-only-it-was-glittery-too/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://thesloppycopy.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/08/4168gqeu2ol-_sl380_.jpg</image:loc><image:title>4168GQEU2oL._SL380_</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2011-08-04T01:58:33+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thesloppycopy.com/2011/08/02/an-indignant-reply-to-no-one-in-particular/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://thesloppycopy.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/08/41592_199858451841_4787704_n.jpg</image:loc><image:title>41592_199858451841_4787704_n</image:title><image:caption>Yeah! It's cool with, like, whatever.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2011-08-02T15:35:46+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thesloppycopy.com/2011/07/27/recipe-time/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://thesloppycopy.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/07/unknown1.jpeg</image:loc><image:title>Unknown</image:title><image:caption>great value my ass.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2011-07-27T15:01:49+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thesloppycopy.com/2011/07/24/oh-thats-nice/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://thesloppycopy.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/07/vagjpg.jpg</image:loc><image:title>vagjpg</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2011-07-24T23:19:17+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thesloppycopy.com/2011/07/22/what-the-heck-trash-can/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://thesloppycopy.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/07/100_2205.jpg</image:loc><image:title>100_2205</image:title><image:caption>Don't give me that look, motherfucker.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2011-07-22T16:03:18+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thesloppycopy.com/2011/07/21/julie-goes-to-warshington-parto-uno/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://thesloppycopy.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/07/east-coast-map.jpg</image:loc><image:title>east coast map</image:title><image:caption>My general understanding of the geography of the East Coast</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2011-07-22T01:47:45+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thesloppycopy.com/2011/07/19/big-changes/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://thesloppycopy.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/07/unicorns-rainbow.jpg</image:loc><image:title>unicorns-rainbow</image:title><image:caption>I imagine the new site will be something like this, but with much more awesome.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2011-07-19T20:21:36+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thesloppycopy.com/2011/07/18/sotd-7-18-11-good-life/</loc><lastmod>2011-07-18T15:33:21+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thesloppycopy.com/2011/07/15/the-first-time-ever-i/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://thesloppycopy.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/07/unknown.jpeg</image:loc><image:title>Unknown</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2011-07-17T15:31:12+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thesloppycopy.com/2011/07/15/sotd-7-15-11/</loc><lastmod>2011-07-15T16:12:58+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thesloppycopy.com/2011/07/14/snap-ya-fingers/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://thesloppycopy.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/07/220px-sidecar-cocktail.jpg</image:loc><image:title>220px-Sidecar-cocktail</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2011-07-14T22:46:05+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thesloppycopy.com/2011/07/14/sotd-7-14-11/</loc><lastmod>2011-07-14T14:53:40+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thesloppycopy.com/2011/07/13/sotd-7-13-11/</loc><lastmod>2011-07-13T14:44:36+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thesloppycopy.com/2011/07/12/sotd-7-12-11/</loc><lastmod>2011-07-12T15:26:28+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thesloppycopy.com/2011/07/11/review-juliet-naked/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://thesloppycopy.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/07/nick_hornby_juliet_naked_300x471.jpg</image:loc><image:title>nick_hornby_juliet_naked_300x471</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2011-07-12T02:58:41+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thesloppycopy.com/2011/07/11/sotd-7-11-11/</loc><lastmod>2011-07-11T15:43:42+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thesloppycopy.com/2011/07/10/i-think-youre-a-total-psycho-in-need-of-a-prozac-the-size-of-a-handball/</loc><lastmod>2011-07-12T21:02:32+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thesloppycopy.com/2011/07/08/sotd-7-8-11/</loc><lastmod>2011-07-09T03:49:29+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thesloppycopy.com/2011/07/07/sotd-7-7-11/</loc><lastmod>2011-07-08T02:04:24+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thesloppycopy.com/2011/07/05/a-brief-history-of-history-and-other-things/</loc><lastmod>2011-07-05T19:24:46+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thesloppycopy.com/2011/07/04/sotd-7-4-11/</loc><lastmod>2011-07-05T16:10:38+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thesloppycopy.com/2011/07/03/potato-chip-chicken/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://thesloppycopy.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/07/100_2142.jpg</image:loc><image:title>100_2142</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thesloppycopy.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/07/100_2139.jpg</image:loc><image:title>100_2139</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thesloppycopy.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/07/100_2138.jpg</image:loc><image:title>100_2138</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thesloppycopy.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/07/100_2134.jpg</image:loc><image:title>100_2134</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thesloppycopy.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/07/100_2133.jpg</image:loc><image:title>100_2133</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thesloppycopy.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/07/100_21261.jpg</image:loc><image:title>100_2126</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thesloppycopy.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/07/100_2126.jpg</image:loc><image:title>100_2126</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2011-07-06T14:43:15+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thesloppycopy.com/2011/07/02/best-in-show-7-2-11/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://thesloppycopy.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/07/br010164.jpg</image:loc><image:title>BR010164</image:title><image:caption>We keep the asparagus on the nightstand in case we wake up hungry in the middle of the night...</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2011-07-02T14:03:50+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thesloppycopy.com/2011/07/01/sotd-7-1-11/</loc><lastmod>2011-07-01T14:47:16+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thesloppycopy.com/2011/06/29/sotd-6-29-11/</loc><lastmod>2011-06-29T17:23:49+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thesloppycopy.com/2011/06/29/cork-you/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://thesloppycopy.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/06/images.jpeg</image:loc><image:title>images</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2011-06-29T16:38:27+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thesloppycopy.com/2011/06/28/sotd-6-28-11/</loc><lastmod>2011-06-28T15:31:54+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thesloppycopy.com/2011/06/27/sotd-6-27-11/</loc><lastmod>2011-06-27T16:29:03+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thesloppycopy.com/2011/06/24/sotd-6-24-11/</loc><lastmod>2011-06-25T03:37:04+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thesloppycopy.com/2011/06/23/suspiciously-grateful/</loc><lastmod>2011-06-23T15:45:17+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thesloppycopy.com/2011/06/22/sotd-6-22-11/</loc><lastmod>2011-06-22T14:33:58+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thesloppycopy.com/2011/06/16/top-chef/</loc><lastmod>2011-06-16T18:00:05+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thesloppycopy.com/2011/06/14/sotd-6-14-11/</loc><lastmod>2011-06-14T17:25:48+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thesloppycopy.com/2011/06/13/sotd-6-13-11/</loc><lastmod>2011-06-13T14:10:54+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thesloppycopy.com/2011/06/11/best-in-show-6-11-11/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://thesloppycopy.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/06/1645516_64.jpg</image:loc><image:title>1645516_64</image:title><image:caption>No funny caption. Just concerned about these stairs' structural integrity.  Wouldn't really call these a "selling point." </image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2011-06-11T13:48:31+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thesloppycopy.com/2011/06/09/sotd-6-9-11/</loc><lastmod>2011-06-09T14:19:22+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thesloppycopy.com/2011/06/08/sotd-6-8-11/</loc><lastmod>2011-06-08T15:03:38+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thesloppycopy.com/2011/06/07/sotd-6-7-11/</loc><lastmod>2011-06-08T00:50:37+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thesloppycopy.com/2011/06/06/sotd-6-6-11/</loc><lastmod>2011-06-07T01:03:22+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thesloppycopy.com/2011/06/05/new-sotd-theme-week-4/</loc><lastmod>2011-06-06T14:51:20+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thesloppycopy.com/2011/06/04/incidentals/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://thesloppycopy.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/06/unknown.jpeg</image:loc><image:title>Unknown</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2011-06-04T14:34:55+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thesloppycopy.com/2011/06/03/sotd-6-3-11/</loc><lastmod>2011-06-04T00:46:14+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thesloppycopy.com/2011/06/02/decisions-decisions/</loc><lastmod>2011-06-02T14:34:14+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thesloppycopy.com/2011/06/02/sotd-6-2-11/</loc><lastmod>2011-06-02T14:22:23+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thesloppycopy.com/2011/06/01/boxes/</loc><lastmod>2011-06-01T14:00:35+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thesloppycopy.com/2011/06/01/sotd-6-1-11/</loc><lastmod>2011-06-01T13:58:51+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thesloppycopy.com/2011/05/23/adventures-in-moving-pt-1/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://thesloppycopy.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/05/unknown2.jpeg</image:loc><image:title>Unknown</image:title><image:caption>Not my couch.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2011-05-25T02:23:22+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thesloppycopy.com/2011/05/22/best-in-show-5-22/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://thesloppycopy.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/05/1451991_64.jpg</image:loc><image:title>1451991_64</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2011-05-23T00:18:11+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thesloppycopy.com/2011/05/20/cleanliness-is-next-to-craziness/</loc><lastmod>2011-05-22T05:51:28+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thesloppycopy.com/2011/05/20/sotd-5-20-11/</loc><lastmod>2011-05-20T15:12:29+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thesloppycopy.com/2011/05/19/sotd-5-19-11/</loc><lastmod>2011-05-19T15:13:23+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thesloppycopy.com/2011/05/18/sotd-5-18-11/</loc><lastmod>2011-05-18T15:28:15+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thesloppycopy.com/2011/05/18/gps-giant-piece-of/</loc><lastmod>2011-05-18T18:34:37+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thesloppycopy.com/2011/05/17/sotd-5-17-11/</loc><lastmod>2011-05-18T00:39:38+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thesloppycopy.com/2011/05/17/daniel-tosh-completely-serious/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://thesloppycopy.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/05/unknown1.jpeg</image:loc><image:title>Unknown</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2011-05-18T15:29:25+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thesloppycopy.com/2011/05/12/conversations-with-juanita-3/</loc><lastmod>2011-05-12T15:23:12+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thesloppycopy.com/2011/05/12/sotd-5-12-11/</loc><lastmod>2011-05-12T15:20:50+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thesloppycopy.com/2011/05/11/sotd-5-11-11/</loc><lastmod>2011-05-11T15:22:19+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thesloppycopy.com/2011/05/10/sotd-05-10-11/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://thesloppycopy.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/05/unknown.jpeg</image:loc><image:title>Unknown</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2011-05-11T02:14:43+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thesloppycopy.com/2011/05/09/sotd-5-9-11/</loc><lastmod>2011-05-09T16:03:56+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thesloppycopy.com/2011/05/08/new-sotd-theme-week-3/</loc><lastmod>2011-05-09T01:26:45+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thesloppycopy.com/2011/05/07/best-in-show-2/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://thesloppycopy.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/05/1645519_64.jpg</image:loc><image:title>1645519_64</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2011-05-07T14:32:45+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thesloppycopy.com/2011/05/06/a-little-quickie/</loc><lastmod>2011-05-06T23:17:34+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thesloppycopy.com/2011/04/26/sotd-4-26-11/</loc><lastmod>2011-04-26T16:16:32+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thesloppycopy.com/2011/04/25/kitchen-confidential/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://thesloppycopy.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/04/kitchen-confidential.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Kitchen confidential</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2011-05-03T02:13:23+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thesloppycopy.com/2011/04/25/sotd-4-25-11/</loc><lastmod>2011-04-26T02:31:09+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thesloppycopy.com/2011/04/24/new-sotd-theme-week-2/</loc><lastmod>2011-04-24T15:52:03+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thesloppycopy.com/2011/04/24/we-interrupt-this-break/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://thesloppycopy.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/04/unknown.jpeg</image:loc><image:title>Unknown</image:title><image:caption>Walter, Wally for short, but you can only call him that if he specifically gives you permission. Trust me on this one.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thesloppycopy.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/04/100_1798.jpg</image:loc><image:title>100_1798</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2011-04-24T15:40:49+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thesloppycopy.com/2011/04/15/sotd-4-15-11/</loc><lastmod>2011-04-15T15:30:41+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thesloppycopy.com/2011/04/14/sotd-4-14-11/</loc><lastmod>2011-04-14T15:26:14+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thesloppycopy.com/2011/04/13/conversations-with-hermano/</loc><lastmod>2011-04-14T00:27:40+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thesloppycopy.com/2011/04/13/sotd-4-13-11/</loc><lastmod>2011-04-14T00:23:12+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thesloppycopy.com/2011/04/12/christmas-in-april/</loc><lastmod>2011-04-13T15:06:21+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thesloppycopy.com/2011/04/12/sotd-4-12-11/</loc><lastmod>2011-04-12T18:07:08+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thesloppycopy.com/2011/04/11/sotd-4-11-11/</loc><lastmod>2011-04-11T17:24:10+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thesloppycopy.com/2011/04/10/another-sotd-theme-week-sort-of/</loc><lastmod>2011-04-19T15:16:21+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thesloppycopy.com/2011/04/07/sotd-4-7-11/</loc><lastmod>2011-04-08T03:15:06+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thesloppycopy.com/2011/04/06/sotd-4-6-11/</loc><lastmod>2011-04-07T01:52:54+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thesloppycopy.com/2011/04/06/conversations-with-juanita-5/</loc><lastmod>2011-04-07T01:44:34+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thesloppycopy.com/2011/04/05/sotd-4-5-11/</loc><lastmod>2011-04-06T14:18:53+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thesloppycopy.com/2011/04/03/sotd-4-4-11/</loc><lastmod>2011-04-04T04:34:48+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thesloppycopy.com/2011/04/01/sotd-4-1-11/</loc><lastmod>2011-04-02T02:30:12+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thesloppycopy.com/2011/03/31/sotd-3-31-11/</loc><lastmod>2011-03-31T19:07:22+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thesloppycopy.com/2011/03/30/conversations-with-juanita-4/</loc><lastmod>2011-03-30T23:07:09+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thesloppycopy.com/2011/03/29/sotd-3-29-11/</loc><lastmod>2011-03-30T00:57:43+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thesloppycopy.com/2011/03/28/kiss-kiss-bang-bang/</loc><lastmod>2011-03-30T03:18:43+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thesloppycopy.com/2011/03/28/sotd-3-28-11/</loc><lastmod>2011-03-29T02:44:03+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thesloppycopy.com/2011/03/25/sotd-3-25-11/</loc><lastmod>2011-03-25T15:23:08+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thesloppycopy.com/2011/03/24/sotd-3-24-11/</loc><lastmod>2011-03-24T15:10:22+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thesloppycopy.com/2011/03/23/conversations-with-juanita-2/</loc><lastmod>2011-03-24T17:52:28+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thesloppycopy.com/2011/03/23/i-think-that-i-actually-believe-that-i-can-fly/</loc><lastmod>2011-03-24T21:09:27+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thesloppycopy.com/2011/03/23/sotd-3-23-11/</loc><lastmod>2011-03-23T15:26:02+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thesloppycopy.com/2011/03/22/sotd-3-22-11/</loc><lastmod>2011-03-23T02:29:04+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thesloppycopy.com/2011/03/21/sotd-3-21-11/</loc><lastmod>2011-03-21T16:53:14+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thesloppycopy.com/2011/03/20/new-sotd-theme-week/</loc><lastmod>2011-03-20T23:11:19+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thesloppycopy.com/2011/03/19/best-in-show-3-19-11/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://thesloppycopy.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/03/fp_116467763201197210220032690004000.jpg</image:loc><image:title>FP_116467763201197210220032690004000</image:title><image:caption>This floorplan is most popular with fans of brainteasers and panic rooms.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2011-03-22T02:14:00+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thesloppycopy.com/2011/03/18/sotd-3-18-11/</loc><lastmod>2011-03-19T02:20:43+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thesloppycopy.com/2011/03/17/sotd-3-17-11/</loc><lastmod>2011-03-17T23:49:43+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thesloppycopy.com/2011/03/16/conversations-with-juanita/</loc><lastmod>2011-03-22T02:11:31+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thesloppycopy.com/2011/03/16/sotd-3-16-11/</loc><lastmod>2011-03-16T14:35:41+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thesloppycopy.com/2011/03/15/sotd-3-15-11/</loc><lastmod>2011-03-15T15:10:40+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thesloppycopy.com/2011/03/14/stargate-atlantis/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://thesloppycopy.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/03/stargate_50_800x600.jpg</image:loc><image:title>stargate_50_800x600</image:title><image:caption>tagline: "Don't think too hard about it.'</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2011-03-23T02:53:07+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thesloppycopy.com/2011/03/14/sotd-3-14-11/</loc><lastmod>2011-03-14T18:28:21+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thesloppycopy.com/2011/03/13/not-new-but-perhaps-improved/</loc><lastmod>2011-03-14T15:07:05+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thesloppycopy.com/2011/03/11/best-in-show-3-11-11/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://thesloppycopy.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/03/53242447.jpg</image:loc><image:title>53242447</image:title><image:caption>Honey, I left you a present. It's in the bathroom.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2011-03-12T03:56:25+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thesloppycopy.com/2011/03/08/sotd-3-8-11/</loc><lastmod>2011-03-08T16:11:29+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thesloppycopy.com/2011/03/07/best-in-show/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://thesloppycopy.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/03/75286450.jpg</image:loc><image:title>75286450</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2011-03-08T02:38:00+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thesloppycopy.com/2011/03/07/sotd-3-7-11/</loc><lastmod>2011-03-08T02:14:16+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thesloppycopy.com/2011/03/04/sotd-3-4-11/</loc><lastmod>2011-03-04T15:52:55+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thesloppycopy.com/2011/03/03/sotd-3-3-11/</loc><lastmod>2011-03-04T00:20:22+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thesloppycopy.com/2011/03/02/fun-with-craigslist/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://thesloppycopy.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/03/description.jpg</image:loc><image:title>description</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thesloppycopy.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/03/title.jpg</image:loc><image:title>title</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2011-03-02T22:14:32+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thesloppycopy.com/2011/03/02/oscar-picks-update-2/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://thesloppycopy.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/03/aaron_sorkin_oscars_2011.jpg</image:loc><image:title>83rd Academy Awards, Telecast</image:title><image:caption>attaboy, Aaron!</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2011-03-02T21:49:09+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thesloppycopy.com/2011/03/02/sotd-3-2-11/</loc><lastmod>2011-03-02T17:32:01+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thesloppycopy.com/2011/02/28/sotd-3-1-11/</loc><lastmod>2011-03-01T20:19:44+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thesloppycopy.com/2011/02/28/sotd-2-28-11/</loc><lastmod>2011-03-01T01:37:17+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thesloppycopy.com/2011/02/27/another-sotd-theme-week/</loc><lastmod>2011-03-04T01:02:55+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thesloppycopy.com/2011/02/27/oscars-picks-at-a-glance/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://thesloppycopy.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/02/james-franco.jpg</image:loc><image:title>James-Franco</image:title><image:caption>gratuitous picture of James Franco, because he's everywhere anyway</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thesloppycopy.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/02/301372954.jpg</image:loc><image:title>301372954</image:title><image:caption>I don't care if you didn't do anything this year, Paul. You were robbed.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2011-02-28T19:09:39+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thesloppycopy.com/2011/02/26/sotd-2-26-11/</loc><lastmod>2011-02-26T15:53:53+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thesloppycopy.com/2011/02/25/sotd-2-25-11/</loc><lastmod>2011-02-25T15:56:43+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thesloppycopy.com/2011/02/24/sotd-2-24-11/</loc><lastmod>2011-02-24T16:13:13+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thesloppycopy.com/2011/02/23/sotd-2-23-11/</loc><lastmod>2011-02-24T18:33:33+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thesloppycopy.com/2011/02/22/sotd-2-22-11/</loc><lastmod>2011-02-23T15:11:06+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thesloppycopy.com/2011/02/21/mattress-buying-adventure-part-two/</loc><lastmod>2011-02-22T01:23:18+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thesloppycopy.com/2011/02/21/sotd-2-21-11/</loc><lastmod>2011-02-22T20:51:17+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thesloppycopy.com/2011/02/20/mattress-buying-adventure-part-one/</loc><lastmod>2011-02-20T19:29:09+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thesloppycopy.com/2011/02/20/sotd-2-20-11/</loc><lastmod>2011-02-20T17:32:39+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thesloppycopy.com/2011/02/20/sotd-theme-week/</loc><lastmod>2011-02-21T21:19:00+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thesloppycopy.com/2011/02/18/internet-1-poison-control-0/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://thesloppycopy.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/02/finalwebmd.jpg</image:loc><image:title>finalwebmd</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2011-02-20T05:27:37+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thesloppycopy.com/2011/02/18/sotd-2-18-11/</loc><lastmod>2011-02-18T17:57:12+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thesloppycopy.com/2011/02/17/blah/</loc><lastmod>2011-02-18T04:24:45+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thesloppycopy.com/2011/02/17/sotd-2-17-11/</loc><lastmod>2011-02-17T23:57:00+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thesloppycopy.com/2011/02/16/an-open-letter/</loc><lastmod>2011-02-17T04:38:10+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thesloppycopy.com/2011/02/16/cookies-in-bed/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://thesloppycopy.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/02/156410127615cz.jpg</image:loc><image:title>156410127615CZ</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2011-02-16T20:31:30+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thesloppycopy.com/2011/02/15/sotd-2-15-11/</loc><lastmod>2011-02-16T01:01:15+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thesloppycopy.com/2011/02/15/valentines-day-confessions/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://thesloppycopy.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/02/unknown-2.jpeg</image:loc><image:title>Unknown-2</image:title><image:caption>Imagine walking down the sidewalk (at left) next to this creepy, old concrete building and hearing running footsteps behind you. Don't tell me your hand wouldn't be on your Mace.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thesloppycopy.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/02/unknown-1.jpeg</image:loc><image:title>Unknown-1</image:title><image:caption>Took me forever to find it on Google, but this is my Brother's hat! So gaudy. So awesome.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2011-02-15T20:15:07+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thesloppycopy.com/2011/02/13/sotd-2-13-11/</loc><lastmod>2011-02-13T15:40:19+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thesloppycopy.com/2011/02/09/in-the-form-of-a-question/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://thesloppycopy.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/02/trebek.jpg</image:loc><image:title>trebek</image:title><image:caption>What are you looking at, you smug bah-stad?</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2011-02-10T04:08:40+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thesloppycopy.com/2011/02/09/sotd-2-9-11/</loc><lastmod>2011-02-15T17:41:00+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thesloppycopy.com/2011/02/08/sotd-2-8-11/</loc><lastmod>2011-02-08T21:07:28+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thesloppycopy.com/2011/02/07/whats-my-age-again/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://thesloppycopy.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/02/unknown.jpeg</image:loc><image:title>Unknown</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2011-02-07T22:26:16+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thesloppycopy.com/2011/02/07/sotd-2-7-11/</loc><lastmod>2011-02-07T19:07:45+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thesloppycopy.com/2011/02/06/dreamy-time/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://thesloppycopy.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/02/scan-110370000.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Scan 110370000</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2011-02-06T23:12:37+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thesloppycopy.com/2011/02/04/sotd-2-4-11/</loc><lastmod>2011-02-05T03:50:52+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thesloppycopy.com/2011/02/04/learned-from-the-tv/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://thesloppycopy.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/02/hart-trophy.gif</image:loc><image:title>Hart Trophy</image:title><image:caption>this bitch could do some DAMAGE, son.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2011-02-05T03:40:06+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thesloppycopy.com/2011/02/03/sotd-2-3-11/</loc><lastmod>2011-02-04T01:22:38+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thesloppycopy.com/2011/02/01/irate-storm-dispatch-3/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://thesloppycopy.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/02/4d48732929a2c-preview-300.jpg</image:loc><image:title>4d48732929a2c.preview-300</image:title><image:caption>Really, salt truck? If you were sleepy you should have just gone home.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2011-02-02T19:41:22+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thesloppycopy.com/2011/02/01/storm-dispatch-2/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://thesloppycopy.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/02/100_1784.jpg</image:loc><image:title>100_1784</image:title><image:caption>appx 2:00 PM CST</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thesloppycopy.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/02/100_17811.jpg</image:loc><image:title>100_1781</image:title><image:caption>appx 1:00 PM CST</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thesloppycopy.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/02/100_1781.jpg</image:loc><image:title>100_1781</image:title><image:caption>appx 1:00 PM CST</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thesloppycopy.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/02/100_1778.jpg</image:loc><image:title>100_1778</image:title><image:caption>appx 12:00 PM CST</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thesloppycopy.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/02/100_1775.jpg</image:loc><image:title>100_1775</image:title><image:caption>appx 11:00 AM CST</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thesloppycopy.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/02/100_1772.jpg</image:loc><image:title>100_1772</image:title><image:caption>Backyard of our residence; approximately 10:00 AM CST. </image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2011-02-01T20:25:13+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thesloppycopy.com/2011/02/01/sotd-02-01-11/</loc><lastmod>2011-02-01T20:05:16+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thesloppycopy.com/2011/02/01/storm-dispatch-1/</loc><lastmod>2011-02-01T19:46:21+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thesloppycopy.com/2011/02/01/chicken-placentas-in-a-blizzard/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://thesloppycopy.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/02/33911333e.jpg</image:loc><image:title>33911333E</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2011-02-01T17:31:41+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thesloppycopy.com/2011/01/31/sotd-1-31-11/</loc><lastmod>2011-01-31T20:47:36+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thesloppycopy.com/2011/01/30/love-you-snow-much/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://thesloppycopy.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/01/ontariosnowstorm1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>OntarioSnowstorm1</image:title><image:caption>Sometimes I think "Man, it'd be cool to live in Canada!" And then I see pictures like this. Please, Weather Gods, don't let this happen here. Ever.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2011-01-30T23:35:01+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thesloppycopy.com/2011/01/28/sotd-1-28-11/</loc><lastmod>2011-01-30T22:14:47+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thesloppycopy.com/2011/01/30/sotd-1-30-11/</loc><lastmod>2011-01-30T22:13:06+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thesloppycopy.com/2010/12/22/two-thumbs-up-your-two-stars/</loc><lastmod>2011-01-30T22:11:39+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thesloppycopy.com/2011/01/27/sotd-1-27-11/</loc><lastmod>2011-01-27T17:00:17+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thesloppycopy.com/2011/01/25/sotd-1-25-11/</loc><lastmod>2011-01-25T19:00:42+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thesloppycopy.com/2011/01/23/adventures-in-job-seeking/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://thesloppycopy.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/01/images-21.jpeg</image:loc><image:title>images-2</image:title><image:caption>the cast of Nurses, an NBC spin-off of Empty Nest. And now your television history lesson is complete.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2011-01-24T03:02:24+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thesloppycopy.com/2011/01/22/sotd-1-22-11/</loc><lastmod>2011-01-23T03:50:57+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thesloppycopy.com/2011/01/21/sotd-1-21-11/</loc><lastmod>2011-01-21T20:02:47+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thesloppycopy.com/2011/01/20/sotd-1-20-11/</loc><lastmod>2011-01-21T04:04:18+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thesloppycopy.com/2011/01/20/brief-review-the-kids-are-all-right/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://thesloppycopy.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/01/images1.jpeg</image:loc><image:title>images</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2011-01-21T01:54:37+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thesloppycopy.com/2011/01/19/sotd-1-19-11/</loc><lastmod>2011-01-20T03:47:06+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thesloppycopy.com/2011/01/18/sotd-1-18-11/</loc><lastmod>2011-01-18T18:00:33+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thesloppycopy.com/2011/01/18/auto-grat-gone-wild/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://thesloppycopy.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/01/images-2.jpeg</image:loc><image:title>images-2</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thesloppycopy.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/01/images-1.jpeg</image:loc><image:title>images-1</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2011-01-18T17:53:13+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thesloppycopy.com/2011/01/17/sotd-1-17-11/</loc><lastmod>2011-01-18T03:43:55+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thesloppycopy.com/2011/01/17/really-again-3/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://thesloppycopy.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/01/necklace2.jpg</image:loc><image:title>necklace2</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thesloppycopy.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/01/necklace1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Necklace1</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2011-01-18T18:07:52+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thesloppycopy.com/2011/01/14/films-du-cinema/</loc><lastmod>2011-01-18T02:59:32+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thesloppycopy.com/2011/01/14/assorted-zodiac-al-thoughts/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://thesloppycopy.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/01/images.jpeg</image:loc><image:title>images</image:title><image:caption>Aries Spears. Nice hat.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thesloppycopy.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/01/b8tw0qwbwkkgrhqflceyjc0tgqbm3165ctr0_11.jpg</image:loc><image:title>!B8tw0QwBWk~$(KGrHqF,!lcEy+jC0tgqBM3165CTR!~~0_1</image:title><image:caption>Holy shit! This is the exact shirt I had! Thanks, Uncle Google! You never let me down!</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thesloppycopy.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/01/b8tw0qwbwkkgrhqflceyjc0tgqbm3165ctr0_1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>!B8tw0QwBWk~$(KGrHqF,!lcEy+jC0tgqBM3165CTR!~~0_1</image:title><image:caption>Holy shit! This is the exact shirt I had! Thanks, Uncle Google! You never let me down!</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2011-01-14T18:30:33+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thesloppycopy.com/2011/01/14/sotd-1-14-11/</loc><lastmod>2011-01-14T17:51:44+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thesloppycopy.com/2011/01/12/sotd-1-12-11/</loc><lastmod>2011-01-13T03:41:44+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thesloppycopy.com/2011/01/10/sotd-1-10-11/</loc><lastmod>2011-01-10T23:57:15+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thesloppycopy.com/2011/01/09/sotd-1-9-11/</loc><lastmod>2011-01-09T17:36:42+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thesloppycopy.com/2011/01/09/plantar-warts-and-all/</loc><lastmod>2011-01-09T17:33:10+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thesloppycopy.com/2011/01/08/sotd-1-8-11/</loc><lastmod>2011-01-08T20:15:20+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thesloppycopy.com/2011/01/07/sotd-1-7-11/</loc><lastmod>2011-01-07T18:56:52+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thesloppycopy.com/2011/01/06/sotd-1-6-11/</loc><lastmod>2011-01-06T16:15:53+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thesloppycopy.com/2011/01/04/ich-mag-nicht-honigbenzin/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://thesloppycopy.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/01/unknown.jpeg</image:loc><image:title>Unknown</image:title><image:caption>Pukey puke puker puke. Ew.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2011-01-05T00:41:11+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thesloppycopy.com/2011/01/04/sotd-1-4-11/</loc><lastmod>2011-01-04T15:46:48+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thesloppycopy.com/2011/01/03/2010-in-review/</loc><lastmod>2011-01-04T00:51:04+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thesloppycopy.com/2011/01/03/sotd-1-3-11/</loc><lastmod>2011-01-03T16:09:34+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thesloppycopy.com/2010/12/29/sotd-12-29-10/</loc><lastmod>2011-01-02T22:45:03+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thesloppycopy.com/2011/01/02/sotd-1-2-11/</loc><lastmod>2011-01-02T22:34:42+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thesloppycopy.com/2011/01/01/sotd-1-1-11/</loc><lastmod>2011-01-01T18:06:23+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thesloppycopy.com/2010/12/31/happy-freaking-new-year/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://thesloppycopy.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/12/images5.jpeg</image:loc><image:title>images</image:title><image:caption>I don't know who these people are but I want to go to their next party.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2010-12-31T21:02:29+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thesloppycopy.com/2010/12/31/sotd-12-31-10/</loc><lastmod>2010-12-31T18:57:22+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thesloppycopy.com/2010/12/29/bits-and-pieces/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://thesloppycopy.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/12/images-3.jpeg</image:loc><image:title>images-3</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thesloppycopy.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/12/images-2.jpeg</image:loc><image:title>images-2</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thesloppycopy.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/12/emma-watson-haircut.jpg</image:loc><image:title>emma-watson-haircut</image:title><image:caption>So... not quite this beautiful, but you get the idea.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thesloppycopy.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/12/images4.jpeg</image:loc><image:title>images</image:title><image:caption>Get one of these. Immediately. Worth the money. That is all.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2010-12-29T17:19:01+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thesloppycopy.com/2010/12/28/sotd-12-28-10/</loc><lastmod>2010-12-29T04:13:04+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thesloppycopy.com/2010/12/28/about-last-night-3/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://thesloppycopy.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/12/images-1.jpeg</image:loc><image:title>images-1</image:title><image:caption>Bottlecaps. All over the damn place.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thesloppycopy.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/12/images3.jpeg</image:loc><image:title>images</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2010-12-28T15:56:04+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thesloppycopy.com/2010/12/27/sotd-12-27-10/</loc><lastmod>2010-12-27T15:41:23+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thesloppycopy.com/2010/12/26/sotd-12-26-10/</loc><lastmod>2010-12-26T20:18:46+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thesloppycopy.com/2010/12/25/dream-on/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://thesloppycopy.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/12/images2.jpeg</image:loc><image:title>images</image:title><image:caption>I vaguely remember that of my co-crime fighters was a gangly dorky dude, similar in appearance to Andy Samberg. I imagine his superpower was Jewishness. (I kid, I kid).</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2010-12-25T17:16:54+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thesloppycopy.com/2010/12/22/sotd-12-22-10/</loc><lastmod>2010-12-23T00:36:11+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thesloppycopy.com/2010/12/22/too-long-to-tweet/</loc><lastmod>2010-12-23T00:28:55+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thesloppycopy.com/2010/12/22/unfortunate/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://thesloppycopy.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/12/images.jpeg</image:loc><image:title>images</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2010-12-22T16:06:34+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thesloppycopy.com/2010/12/19/sotd-12-19-10/</loc><lastmod>2010-12-19T21:26:15+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thesloppycopy.com/2010/12/19/holiday-greetings/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://thesloppycopy.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/12/holiday-card.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Holiday card</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2010-12-23T02:15:12+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thesloppycopy.com/2010/12/17/sotd-12-17-10/</loc><lastmod>2010-12-17T22:28:00+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thesloppycopy.com/2010/12/17/another-open-letter/</loc><lastmod>2010-12-17T22:21:33+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thesloppycopy.com/2010/12/16/on-baking/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://thesloppycopy.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/12/100_0807.jpg</image:loc><image:title>100_0807</image:title><image:caption>Chocolate cupcakes with peanut butter icing and crumbled Reese's Peanut Butter Cups. Basically some of the best things I've ever made. Ever.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2010-12-16T22:12:54+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thesloppycopy.com/2010/12/16/sotd-12-16-10/</loc><lastmod>2010-12-16T21:56:36+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thesloppycopy.com/2010/12/15/sotd-12-15-10/</loc><lastmod>2010-12-16T19:33:16+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thesloppycopy.com/2010/12/14/sotd-12-14-10/</loc><lastmod>2010-12-15T22:46:38+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thesloppycopy.com/2010/12/13/sotd-12-13-10/</loc><lastmod>2010-12-13T20:02:32+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thesloppycopy.com/2010/12/12/sotd-12-12-10/</loc><lastmod>2010-12-12T16:50:47+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thesloppycopy.com/2010/12/11/on-wedding-registries/</loc><lastmod>2010-12-13T03:58:06+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thesloppycopy.com/2010/12/11/sotd-12-11-10/</loc><lastmod>2010-12-11T19:39:58+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thesloppycopy.com/2010/12/09/new-poll-christmas-music/</loc><lastmod>2010-12-13T18:17:16+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thesloppycopy.com/2010/12/09/poll-results-pt-trois-the-good-life/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://thesloppycopy.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/12/unknown.jpeg</image:loc><image:title>Unknown</image:title><image:caption>You call this a fancy feast? Gross.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2010-12-09T17:57:37+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thesloppycopy.com/2010/12/09/sotd-12-09-10/</loc><lastmod>2010-12-09T17:14:33+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thesloppycopy.com/2010/12/08/sotd-12-08-10/</loc><lastmod>2010-12-08T15:34:05+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thesloppycopy.com/2010/12/07/sotd-12-07-10/</loc><lastmod>2010-12-07T16:22:16+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thesloppycopy.com/2010/12/06/sotd-12-06-10/</loc><lastmod>2010-12-06T15:22:45+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thesloppycopy.com/2010/12/06/whered-you-go/</loc><lastmod>2010-12-06T15:20:06+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thesloppycopy.com/2010/12/05/sotd-12-05-10/</loc><lastmod>2010-12-06T02:23:01+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thesloppycopy.com/2010/12/03/sotd-12-03-10/</loc><lastmod>2010-12-03T22:05:41+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thesloppycopy.com/2010/12/02/sotd-12-02-10/</loc><lastmod>2010-12-02T16:04:02+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thesloppycopy.com/2010/12/01/really-again-2/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://thesloppycopy.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/12/86_652_9604_0411.jpeg</image:loc><image:title>86_652_9604_041</image:title><image:caption>image courtesy of Express.com</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thesloppycopy.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/12/86_652_9604_041.jpeg</image:loc><image:title>86_652_9604_041</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2010-12-02T15:31:20+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thesloppycopy.com/2010/12/01/poll-results-pt-deux-the-best-game-you-can-name/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://thesloppycopy.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/12/hockey-fans.jpg</image:loc><image:title>hockey-fans</image:title><image:caption>please note their teams of choice. All Canadian, of course. God Bless 'em.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thesloppycopy.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/12/98914606.jpg</image:loc><image:title>98914606</image:title><image:caption>The trainer is probably realigning this dude's jaw, or maybe putting his eyeball back in. I can't tell who this is, my best guess is Pens defenseman Paul Martin, based on what I can see from the jersey number.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2010-12-01T18:30:48+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thesloppycopy.com/2010/12/01/sotd-12-01-10/</loc><lastmod>2010-12-01T17:33:12+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thesloppycopy.com/2010/11/30/poll-results-part-un-adventures-as-a-crossing-guard/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://thesloppycopy.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/images-2.jpeg</image:loc><image:title>images-2</image:title><image:caption>Whistles and vests are for pussies. This schmo has nothin' on us.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2010-11-30T17:32:10+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thesloppycopy.com/2010/11/30/sotd-11-30-10/</loc><lastmod>2010-11-30T17:00:17+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thesloppycopy.com/2010/11/29/sotd-11-29-10/</loc><lastmod>2010-11-29T19:27:34+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thesloppycopy.com/2010/11/29/touchy-feely-extra-weepy/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://thesloppycopy.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/images-1.jpeg</image:loc><image:title>images-1</image:title><image:caption>a still from the movie. Oh man.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2010-11-29T17:48:08+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thesloppycopy.com/2010/11/28/sotd-11-28-10-2/</loc><lastmod>2010-11-29T00:29:59+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thesloppycopy.com/2010/11/27/relative-humidity/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://thesloppycopy.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/images.jpeg</image:loc><image:title>images</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2010-11-27T17:57:40+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thesloppycopy.com/2010/11/27/sotd-11-27-10/</loc><lastmod>2010-11-27T17:20:17+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thesloppycopy.com/2010/11/25/on-thanksgiving/</loc><lastmod>2010-11-25T18:59:43+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thesloppycopy.com/2010/11/23/sotd-11-23-10/</loc><lastmod>2010-11-23T18:12:46+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thesloppycopy.com/2010/11/22/statisterrific/</loc><lastmod>2010-11-22T17:48:05+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thesloppycopy.com/2010/11/22/sotd-11-22-10/</loc><lastmod>2010-11-22T17:25:07+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thesloppycopy.com/2010/11/21/new-poll/</loc><lastmod>2010-11-22T14:27:25+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thesloppycopy.com/2010/11/21/on-samuel-beckett-and-anna-faris/</loc><lastmod>2010-11-22T01:32:05+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thesloppycopy.com/2010/11/20/sotd-11-20-10/</loc><lastmod>2010-11-21T04:28:17+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thesloppycopy.com/2010/11/16/sotd-11-17-10/</loc><lastmod>2010-11-17T00:23:52+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thesloppycopy.com/2010/11/16/a-pain-in-the-eye/</loc><lastmod>2010-11-16T15:30:25+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thesloppycopy.com/2010/11/15/sotd-11-15-10/</loc><lastmod>2010-11-15T19:13:15+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thesloppycopy.com/2010/11/14/on-online-shopping/</loc><lastmod>2010-11-14T23:17:11+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thesloppycopy.com/2010/11/13/sotd-11-13-10/</loc><lastmod>2010-11-13T16:26:39+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thesloppycopy.com/2010/11/12/really-again/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://thesloppycopy.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/gp770847-03qlv01.jpg</image:loc><image:title>gp770847-03qlv01</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2010-11-13T03:38:40+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thesloppycopy.com/2010/11/12/sotd-11-12-10/</loc><lastmod>2010-11-13T00:37:41+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thesloppycopy.com/2010/11/11/sotd-11-11-10-2/</loc><lastmod>2010-11-11T18:03:16+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thesloppycopy.com/2010/11/10/sotd-11-11-10/</loc><lastmod>2010-11-10T16:25:19+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thesloppycopy.com/2010/11/09/sotd-11-09-10/</loc><lastmod>2010-11-09T17:54:20+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thesloppycopy.com/2010/11/08/on-phone-speaking/</loc><lastmod>2010-11-08T18:03:08+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thesloppycopy.com/2010/11/08/sotd-11-08-10/</loc><lastmod>2010-11-08T17:05:16+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thesloppycopy.com/2010/11/07/how-to-fight-a-peep-war/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://thesloppycopy.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/100_0325.jpg</image:loc><image:title>100_0325</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thesloppycopy.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/100_0333.jpg</image:loc><image:title>100_0333</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thesloppycopy.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/100_0332.jpg</image:loc><image:title>100_0332</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thesloppycopy.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/100_0329.jpg</image:loc><image:title>100_0329</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thesloppycopy.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/100_0328.jpg</image:loc><image:title>100_0328</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thesloppycopy.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/100_03261.jpg</image:loc><image:title>100_0326</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thesloppycopy.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/100_0326.jpg</image:loc><image:title>100_0326</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2010-11-08T05:31:38+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thesloppycopy.com/2010/11/07/sotd-11-07-10/</loc><lastmod>2010-11-07T22:27:20+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thesloppycopy.com/2010/11/04/sotd-11-04-10/</loc><lastmod>2010-11-05T00:17:35+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thesloppycopy.com/2010/11/02/sotd-11-02-10/</loc><lastmod>2010-11-02T16:28:48+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thesloppycopy.com/2010/10/29/sotd-10-30-10/</loc><lastmod>2010-10-29T20:23:40+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thesloppycopy.com/2010/10/29/sotd-10-29-10/</loc><lastmod>2010-10-29T16:25:39+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thesloppycopy.com/2010/10/29/on-hearing/</loc><lastmod>2010-10-30T00:32:58+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thesloppycopy.com/2010/10/28/sotd-10-28-10/</loc><lastmod>2010-10-28T21:45:02+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thesloppycopy.com/2010/10/27/facebook-addendum/</loc><lastmod>2010-10-28T01:55:24+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thesloppycopy.com/2010/10/26/sotd-10-26-10/</loc><lastmod>2010-10-26T16:30:40+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thesloppycopy.com/2010/10/25/sotd-10-25-10/</loc><lastmod>2010-10-25T16:17:55+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thesloppycopy.com/2010/10/24/sotd-10-24-10/</loc><lastmod>2010-10-24T20:01:51+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thesloppycopy.com/2010/10/23/sotd-10-23-10/</loc><lastmod>2010-10-23T19:18:54+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thesloppycopy.com/2010/10/23/television-update-and-terriers/</loc><lastmod>2010-10-23T17:14:09+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thesloppycopy.com/2010/10/22/moron-meet-genius/</loc><lastmod>2010-10-22T16:16:28+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thesloppycopy.com/2010/10/21/sotd-10-21-10/</loc><lastmod>2010-10-21T16:20:06+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thesloppycopy.com/2010/10/19/sotd-10-19-10/</loc><lastmod>2010-10-19T15:49:05+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thesloppycopy.com/2010/10/17/all-that-is-to-be-discovered/</loc><lastmod>2010-10-17T23:37:44+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thesloppycopy.com/2010/10/17/sotd-10-17-10/</loc><lastmod>2010-10-17T16:47:37+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thesloppycopy.com/2010/10/16/sotd-10-16-10/</loc><lastmod>2010-10-16T19:50:24+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thesloppycopy.com/2010/10/16/paint-with-all-the-colors-of-the-whatever/</loc><lastmod>2010-10-16T19:45:35+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thesloppycopy.com/2010/10/15/i-was-born/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://thesloppycopy.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/10/bornded.jpg</image:loc><image:title>bornded</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thesloppycopy.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/10/images.jpeg</image:loc><image:title>images</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thesloppycopy.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/10/big-cypress-bayou-caddo-lake-state-park.jpg</image:loc><image:title>big-cypress-bayou-caddo-lake-state-park</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thesloppycopy.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/10/hurricane-ivan.jpg</image:loc><image:title>hurricane-ivan</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2010-10-16T02:28:06+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thesloppycopy.com/2010/10/15/sotd-10-15-10/</loc><lastmod>2010-10-15T21:18:17+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thesloppycopy.com/2010/10/14/on-fonts/</loc><lastmod>2010-10-14T20:23:37+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thesloppycopy.com/2010/10/13/sotd-10-13-10/</loc><lastmod>2010-10-13T23:49:55+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thesloppycopy.com/2010/10/12/on-storage/</loc><lastmod>2010-10-12T17:02:49+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thesloppycopy.com/2010/10/10/sotd-10-10-10/</loc><lastmod>2010-10-10T20:06:50+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thesloppycopy.com/2010/10/09/sotd-10-09-10/</loc><lastmod>2010-10-09T20:32:41+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thesloppycopy.com/2010/10/08/sotd-10-08-10/</loc><lastmod>2010-10-08T19:28:35+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thesloppycopy.com/2010/10/06/sotd-10-06-10/</loc><lastmod>2010-10-06T14:47:35+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thesloppycopy.com/2010/10/05/sotd-10-05-10/</loc><lastmod>2010-10-05T18:21:46+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thesloppycopy.com/2010/10/03/sotd-10-03-10/</loc><lastmod>2010-10-04T00:03:03+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thesloppycopy.com/2010/10/02/sotd-10-02-10/</loc><lastmod>2010-10-02T14:48:02+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thesloppycopy.com/2010/10/01/on-accomplishments/</loc><lastmod>2010-10-05T01:51:50+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thesloppycopy.com/2010/10/01/sotd-10-01-10/</loc><lastmod>2010-10-01T16:03:56+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thesloppycopy.com/2010/09/30/sotd-09-30-10/</loc><lastmod>2010-09-30T17:44:52+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thesloppycopy.com/2010/09/28/sotd-09-28-10/</loc><lastmod>2010-09-28T18:27:57+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thesloppycopy.com/2010/09/27/analogy-time/</loc><lastmod>2010-09-27T17:33:04+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thesloppycopy.com/2010/09/27/sotd-09-27-10/</loc><lastmod>2010-09-27T15:11:28+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thesloppycopy.com/2010/09/25/on-friendship/</loc><lastmod>2010-09-26T15:46:29+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thesloppycopy.com/2010/09/25/sotd-09-15-10-2/</loc><lastmod>2010-09-25T21:13:11+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thesloppycopy.com/2010/09/24/on-onions/</loc><lastmod>2010-09-25T20:48:37+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thesloppycopy.com/2010/09/24/sotd-09-24-10/</loc><lastmod>2010-09-24T17:40:01+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thesloppycopy.com/2010/09/22/no/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://thesloppycopy.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/09/at-otf-out19982odv01.jpg</image:loc><image:title>at-otf-out19982odv01</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2010-09-22T14:27:59+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thesloppycopy.com/2010/09/21/sotd-09-21-10/</loc><lastmod>2010-09-21T15:52:49+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thesloppycopy.com/2010/09/21/on-swearing/</loc><lastmod>2010-09-21T15:17:37+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thesloppycopy.com/2010/09/20/fox-fall-preview-concentrated-watchability/</loc><lastmod>2010-09-20T19:34:04+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thesloppycopy.com/2010/09/19/abc-fall-preview-i-got-nothin/</loc><lastmod>2010-09-19T21:42:49+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thesloppycopy.com/2010/09/19/nbc-fall-lineup-why-am-i-still-doing-this/</loc><lastmod>2010-09-19T19:37:33+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thesloppycopy.com/2010/09/19/sotd-09-19-10/</loc><lastmod>2010-09-19T15:36:23+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thesloppycopy.com/2010/09/18/sotd-09-18-10/</loc><lastmod>2010-09-18T18:35:43+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thesloppycopy.com/2010/09/18/cbs-fall-lineup-ridiculed-and-not-quite-previewed/</loc><lastmod>2010-09-18T16:02:13+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thesloppycopy.com/2010/09/17/fall-shows-on-the-tee-vee/</loc><lastmod>2010-09-18T03:53:28+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thesloppycopy.com/2010/09/16/my-favorite-things/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://thesloppycopy.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/09/netflix.jpg</image:loc><image:title>netflix</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thesloppycopy.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/09/unknown1.jpeg</image:loc><image:title>Unknown</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thesloppycopy.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/09/unknown.jpeg</image:loc><image:title>Unknown</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thesloppycopy.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/09/images.jpeg</image:loc><image:title>images</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thesloppycopy.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/09/blister-block-image.jpg</image:loc><image:title>blister-block-image</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2010-09-18T03:38:28+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thesloppycopy.com/2010/09/16/sotd-09-16-10-2/</loc><lastmod>2010-09-17T01:12:20+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thesloppycopy.com/2010/09/15/sotd-09-15-10/</loc><lastmod>2010-09-15T14:42:45+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thesloppycopy.com/2010/09/14/sotd-09-14-10/</loc><lastmod>2010-09-15T00:09:51+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thesloppycopy.com/2010/09/13/sotd-09-13-10/</loc><lastmod>2010-09-13T16:31:04+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thesloppycopy.com/2010/09/02/sotd-09-02-10/</loc><lastmod>2010-09-02T19:45:30+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thesloppycopy.com/2010/08/31/sotd-08-31-10/</loc><lastmod>2010-08-31T17:27:00+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thesloppycopy.com/2010/08/30/in-dreams-again/</loc><lastmod>2010-08-30T16:28:43+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thesloppycopy.com/2010/08/29/on-travelling/</loc><lastmod>2010-08-29T19:09:56+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thesloppycopy.com/2010/08/29/sotd-08-29-10/</loc><lastmod>2010-08-29T17:31:00+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thesloppycopy.com/2010/08/28/sotd-08-28-10/</loc><lastmod>2010-08-28T15:33:40+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thesloppycopy.com/2010/08/27/sotd-08-27-10/</loc><lastmod>2010-08-27T20:04:17+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thesloppycopy.com/2010/08/26/help/</loc><lastmod>2010-08-28T04:07:46+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thesloppycopy.com/2010/08/26/somethings-missing/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://thesloppycopy.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/08/v260839_b65.jpg</image:loc><image:title>V260839_B65</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2010-08-26T16:58:41+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thesloppycopy.com/2010/08/25/sotd-08-25-10/</loc><lastmod>2010-08-25T18:10:26+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thesloppycopy.com/2010/08/24/sotd-08-24-10/</loc><lastmod>2010-08-24T21:04:23+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thesloppycopy.com/2010/08/24/a-list-of-demands/</loc><lastmod>2010-08-24T19:20:53+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thesloppycopy.com/2010/08/24/on-hypochondria/</loc><lastmod>2010-08-24T18:16:22+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thesloppycopy.com/2010/08/22/sotd-08-22-10/</loc><lastmod>2010-08-22T18:54:15+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thesloppycopy.com/2010/08/22/on-purses/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://thesloppycopy.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/08/100_1068.jpg</image:loc><image:title>100_1068</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2010-08-23T05:33:19+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thesloppycopy.com/2010/08/14/letter-to-craigslist-job-posters/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://thesloppycopy.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/08/images-1.jpeg</image:loc><image:title>images-1</image:title><image:caption>Majority Leader for the United States House of Representatives, Steny "I don't know what it's short for, either" Hoyer</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thesloppycopy.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/08/images.jpeg</image:loc><image:title>images</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2010-08-21T05:22:28+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thesloppycopy.com/2010/08/20/sotd-08-20-10/</loc><lastmod>2010-08-20T21:07:45+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thesloppycopy.com/2010/08/20/preemptive-movie-review-the-switch/</loc><lastmod>2010-08-23T05:29:06+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thesloppycopy.com/2010/08/19/sotd-08-19-10/</loc><lastmod>2010-08-19T21:21:17+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thesloppycopy.com/2010/08/16/sotd-08-16-10/</loc><lastmod>2010-08-16T15:46:41+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thesloppycopy.com/2010/08/15/sotd-08-15-10/</loc><lastmod>2010-08-15T18:38:14+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thesloppycopy.com/2010/08/14/sotd-08-14-10/</loc><lastmod>2010-08-14T19:27:13+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thesloppycopy.com/2010/08/13/sotd-08-13-10/</loc><lastmod>2010-08-13T21:37:12+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thesloppycopy.com/2010/08/13/on-eloise/</loc><lastmod>2010-08-13T21:34:04+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thesloppycopy.com/2010/08/12/on-groceries/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://thesloppycopy.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/08/100_1044.jpg</image:loc><image:title>100_1044</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thesloppycopy.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/08/100_1042.jpg</image:loc><image:title>100_1042</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thesloppycopy.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/08/100_1040.jpg</image:loc><image:title>100_1040</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thesloppycopy.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/08/100_1043.jpg</image:loc><image:title>100_1043</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thesloppycopy.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/08/100_1037.jpg</image:loc><image:title>100_1037</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2010-08-12T20:20:30+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thesloppycopy.com/2010/08/12/sotd-08-12-10/</loc><lastmod>2010-08-12T19:05:23+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thesloppycopy.com/2010/08/11/on-hypocrites/</loc><lastmod>2010-08-11T20:17:39+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thesloppycopy.com/2010/08/11/sotd-08-11-10/</loc><lastmod>2010-08-11T16:53:02+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thesloppycopy.com/2010/08/09/on-shoes/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://thesloppycopy.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/08/wowww_blush_small.jpg</image:loc><image:title>WOWWW_BLUSH_small</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thesloppycopy.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/08/v304068.jpg</image:loc><image:title>V304068</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thesloppycopy.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/08/51ra3fzbrl-_sl500__ss140_.jpg</image:loc><image:title>51ra3f+zBRL._SL500__SS140_</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2010-08-11T16:50:23+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thesloppycopy.com/2010/08/06/sotd-08-05-10-2/</loc><lastmod>2010-08-09T15:43:16+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thesloppycopy.com/2010/08/09/sotd-08-09-10/</loc><lastmod>2010-08-09T15:34:29+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thesloppycopy.com/2010/08/08/sotd-08-08-10/</loc><lastmod>2010-08-08T21:14:56+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thesloppycopy.com/2010/08/08/on-family/</loc><lastmod>2010-08-08T16:11:35+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thesloppycopy.com/2010/08/07/sotd-08-07-10/</loc><lastmod>2010-08-08T14:28:42+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thesloppycopy.com/2010/08/04/sotd-08-05-10/</loc><lastmod>2010-08-05T17:07:48+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thesloppycopy.com/2010/08/04/sotd-08-04-10/</loc><lastmod>2010-08-04T16:23:45+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thesloppycopy.com/2010/08/01/on-drinking/</loc><lastmod>2010-08-01T21:01:37+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thesloppycopy.com/2010/08/01/sotd-08-01-10/</loc><lastmod>2010-08-01T18:08:07+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thesloppycopy.com/2010/07/31/sotd-07-31-10/</loc><lastmod>2010-08-01T04:00:14+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thesloppycopy.com/2010/07/29/sotd-07-29-10/</loc><lastmod>2010-07-29T23:22:27+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thesloppycopy.com/2010/07/28/sotd-07-28-10/</loc><lastmod>2010-07-28T23:54:18+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thesloppycopy.com/2010/07/27/on-video-games/</loc><lastmod>2010-07-30T12:31:54+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thesloppycopy.com/2010/07/27/sotd-07-27-10/</loc><lastmod>2010-07-28T02:00:14+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thesloppycopy.com/2010/07/27/youtube-better-at-funny-cat-videos-than-educational-content-professors-say/</loc><lastmod>2010-07-27T16:56:08+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thesloppycopy.com/2010/07/26/sotd-07-26-10/</loc><lastmod>2010-07-26T16:44:02+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thesloppycopy.com/2010/07/24/a-love-letter/</loc><lastmod>2010-07-24T19:08:57+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thesloppycopy.com/2010/07/24/sotd-07-24-10/</loc><lastmod>2010-07-24T17:23:40+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thesloppycopy.com/2010/07/23/sotd-07-23-10/</loc><lastmod>2010-07-23T18:17:16+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thesloppycopy.com/2010/07/21/sotd-07-21-10/</loc><lastmod>2010-07-22T00:56:12+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thesloppycopy.com/2010/07/21/on-my-brothers-girlfriend/</loc><lastmod>2010-07-22T00:49:23+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thesloppycopy.com/2010/07/20/sotd-07-20-10/</loc><lastmod>2010-07-20T18:10:36+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thesloppycopy.com/2010/07/19/on-job-searching/</loc><lastmod>2010-07-20T02:35:45+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thesloppycopy.com/2010/07/19/from-the-variety-bin-2/</loc><lastmod>2010-07-19T16:37:34+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thesloppycopy.com/2010/07/18/sotd-07-18-10/</loc><lastmod>2010-07-18T20:39:31+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thesloppycopy.com/2010/07/18/on-loyalty-and-pride/</loc><lastmod>2010-07-18T17:31:22+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thesloppycopy.com/2010/07/17/sotd-06-17-10/</loc><lastmod>2010-07-17T18:27:38+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thesloppycopy.com/2010/07/17/more-on-facebook/</loc><lastmod>2010-07-17T18:23:40+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thesloppycopy.com/2010/07/16/sotd-07-16-10/</loc><lastmod>2010-07-16T16:15:15+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thesloppycopy.com/2010/07/15/on-facebook/</loc><lastmod>2010-07-16T03:47:34+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thesloppycopy.com/2010/07/14/sotd-07-14-10/</loc><lastmod>2010-07-14T21:25:45+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thesloppycopy.com/2010/07/13/the-lasagna-update/</loc><lastmod>2010-07-21T19:06:21+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thesloppycopy.com/2010/07/13/adventures-in-garfield-land/</loc><lastmod>2010-07-15T17:56:01+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thesloppycopy.com/2010/07/12/sotd-not/</loc><lastmod>2010-07-12T19:37:53+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thesloppycopy.com/2010/07/11/sotd-07-11-10/</loc><lastmod>2010-07-11T19:28:43+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thesloppycopy.com/2010/07/08/things-i-wish-still-existed-pt-1/</loc><lastmod>2010-07-09T03:36:18+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thesloppycopy.com/2010/07/06/sotd-07-06-10/</loc><lastmod>2010-07-07T01:44:13+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thesloppycopy.com/2010/07/06/film-review-behind-enemy-lines/</loc><lastmod>2010-07-06T16:17:37+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thesloppycopy.com/2010/07/02/sotd-06-05-10/</loc><lastmod>2010-07-05T15:18:18+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thesloppycopy.com/2010/07/02/sotd-06-02-10/</loc><lastmod>2010-07-02T15:51:32+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thesloppycopy.com/2010/07/01/sotd-06-01-10-2/</loc><lastmod>2010-07-01T16:28:29+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thesloppycopy.com/2010/07/01/book-review-smashed/</loc><lastmod>2010-07-01T16:22:34+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thesloppycopy.com/2010/06/30/sotd-06-30-10/</loc><lastmod>2010-06-30T20:17:09+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thesloppycopy.com/2010/06/22/sotd-06-22-10/</loc><lastmod>2010-06-23T04:34:19+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thesloppycopy.com/2010/06/22/translations/</loc><lastmod>2010-06-22T17:31:50+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thesloppycopy.com/2010/06/21/sotd-06-21-10/</loc><lastmod>2010-06-22T04:30:52+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thesloppycopy.com/2010/06/19/sotd-06-19-10/</loc><lastmod>2010-06-20T03:05:54+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thesloppycopy.com/2010/06/18/sotd-06-18-10/</loc><lastmod>2010-06-18T15:23:41+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thesloppycopy.com/2010/06/15/sotd-06-15-10/</loc><lastmod>2010-06-15T22:28:12+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thesloppycopy.com/2010/06/13/sotd-06-13-10/</loc><lastmod>2010-06-13T21:13:25+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thesloppycopy.com/2010/06/13/on-deodorant/</loc><lastmod>2010-06-13T21:08:12+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thesloppycopy.com/2010/06/12/sotd-06-12-10/</loc><lastmod>2010-06-12T23:29:54+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thesloppycopy.com/2010/06/11/sotd-06-11-10/</loc><lastmod>2010-06-11T21:12:27+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thesloppycopy.com/2010/06/10/more-on-travelling/</loc><lastmod>2010-06-11T21:15:52+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thesloppycopy.com/2010/06/10/sotd-06-10-10/</loc><lastmod>2010-06-10T17:27:39+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thesloppycopy.com/2010/06/09/sotd-06-09-10/</loc><lastmod>2010-06-09T23:58:39+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thesloppycopy.com/2010/06/08/06-08-10/</loc><lastmod>2010-06-08T20:14:02+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thesloppycopy.com/2010/06/07/sotd-06-07-10/</loc><lastmod>2010-06-08T02:00:53+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thesloppycopy.com/2010/06/06/the-travelling-idea/</loc><lastmod>2010-06-06T16:47:59+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thesloppycopy.com/2010/06/06/sotd-06-06-10/</loc><lastmod>2010-06-06T16:42:45+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thesloppycopy.com/2010/06/04/on-rue/</loc><lastmod>2010-06-04T21:36:34+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thesloppycopy.com/2010/06/04/sotd-06-04-10/</loc><lastmod>2010-06-04T21:00:46+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thesloppycopy.com/2010/06/01/enter-sandman-again/</loc><lastmod>2010-06-01T18:22:52+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thesloppycopy.com/2010/06/01/sotd-06-01-10/</loc><lastmod>2010-06-01T18:10:49+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thesloppycopy.com/2010/05/31/sotd-05-31-10/</loc><lastmod>2010-05-31T16:27:34+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thesloppycopy.com/2010/05/30/otra-lista-2/</loc><lastmod>2010-05-30T19:59:28+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thesloppycopy.com/2010/05/30/sotd-05-30-10/</loc><lastmod>2010-05-30T17:19:50+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thesloppycopy.com/2010/05/29/sotd-05-29-10/</loc><lastmod>2010-05-29T15:00:21+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thesloppycopy.com/2010/05/28/sotd-05-28-10/</loc><lastmod>2010-05-28T15:07:06+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thesloppycopy.com/2010/05/26/sotd-05-26-10-favorite-texas-songs-pt-5/</loc><lastmod>2010-05-26T17:59:54+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thesloppycopy.com/2010/05/25/sotd-05-25-10-favorite-texas-songs-pt-4/</loc><lastmod>2010-05-25T18:36:34+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thesloppycopy.com/2010/05/25/the-phone-convo-about-the-party/</loc><lastmod>2010-05-25T18:35:32+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thesloppycopy.com/2010/05/24/cover-letter/</loc><lastmod>2010-05-24T16:51:56+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thesloppycopy.com/2010/05/23/pitcher-pages-pitcher-pages/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://thesloppycopy.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/05/odonnell.jpg</image:loc><image:title>odonnell</image:title><image:caption>Chris O'Donnell's younger, more wasted, doppelganger.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2010-05-23T17:10:15+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thesloppycopy.com/2010/05/23/sotd-05-23-10-favorite-texas-songs-pt-3/</loc><lastmod>2010-05-23T16:25:57+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thesloppycopy.com/2010/05/22/sotd-05-22-10-favorite-texas-songs-pt-2/</loc><lastmod>2010-05-22T16:37:46+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thesloppycopy.com/2010/05/21/things-ive-said/</loc><lastmod>2010-05-22T02:56:15+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thesloppycopy.com/2010/05/21/sotd-05-21-10-favorite-texas-songs-pt-1/</loc><lastmod>2010-05-21T16:22:04+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thesloppycopy.com/2010/05/20/sotd-05-20-10/</loc><lastmod>2010-05-20T15:26:36+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thesloppycopy.com/2010/05/19/sotd-05-19-10/</loc><lastmod>2010-05-19T16:03:33+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thesloppycopy.com/2010/05/19/mayo-in-my-sushi-blues/</loc><lastmod>2010-05-19T15:58:36+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thesloppycopy.com/2010/05/18/all-for-freedom-and-for-pleasure/</loc><lastmod>2010-05-18T17:29:11+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thesloppycopy.com/2010/05/18/sotd-05-18-10/</loc><lastmod>2010-05-18T16:30:50+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thesloppycopy.com/2010/05/17/sotd-05-17-10/</loc><lastmod>2010-05-17T16:39:19+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thesloppycopy.com/2010/05/16/sotd-05-16-10/</loc><lastmod>2010-05-16T20:40:18+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thesloppycopy.com/2010/05/16/be-the-change/</loc><lastmod>2010-05-16T17:29:19+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thesloppycopy.com/2010/05/15/enter-sandman/</loc><lastmod>2010-05-15T15:38:41+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thesloppycopy.com/2010/05/13/juanita-i-mean-debbie-downer/</loc><lastmod>2010-05-13T20:47:38+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thesloppycopy.com/2010/05/12/captain-fucking-magic/</loc><lastmod>2010-05-12T20:15:19+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thesloppycopy.com/2010/05/11/sotd-05-11-10/</loc><lastmod>2010-05-11T18:56:06+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thesloppycopy.com/2010/05/11/craigslist-dont-fail-me-now/</loc><lastmod>2010-05-11T05:51:43+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thesloppycopy.com/2010/05/09/sotd-05-09-10/</loc><lastmod>2010-05-09T15:56:14+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thesloppycopy.com/2010/05/08/of-another-eraa/</loc><lastmod>2010-05-13T16:34:39+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thesloppycopy.com/2010/05/07/sotd-05-07-10/</loc><lastmod>2010-05-08T04:24:10+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thesloppycopy.com/2010/05/07/alley-oop-in-the-outfield/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://thesloppycopy.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/05/werthgetty.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Milwaukee Brewers v Philadelphia Phillies, Game 2</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2010-05-08T18:48:08+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thesloppycopy.com/2010/05/05/conversations-with-my-mother/</loc><lastmod>2010-05-05T21:09:22+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thesloppycopy.com/2010/05/05/usa-confirms-casting-rumors/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://thesloppycopy.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/05/close.jpg</image:loc><image:title>close</image:title><image:caption>Skeletor</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thesloppycopy.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/05/joshua1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>joshua1</image:title><image:caption>Busey</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thesloppycopy.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/05/in_plain_sight_weller_promo_11.jpg</image:loc><image:title>in_plain_sight_weller_promo_1</image:title><image:caption>Weller</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thesloppycopy.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/05/in_plain_sight_weller_promo_1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>in_plain_sight_weller_promo_1</image:title><image:caption>Frederick Weller</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2010-05-05T16:46:35+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thesloppycopy.com/2010/05/05/sotd-05-05-10/</loc><lastmod>2010-05-05T16:02:00+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thesloppycopy.com/2010/05/04/things-learned-in-retrospect/</loc><lastmod>2010-05-04T21:04:10+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thesloppycopy.com/2010/05/04/sotd-05-04-10/</loc><lastmod>2010-05-04T17:35:58+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thesloppycopy.com/2010/05/02/sotd-05-02-10/</loc><lastmod>2010-05-02T21:37:11+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thesloppycopy.com/2010/04/29/sotd-04-30-10/</loc><lastmod>2010-04-29T15:24:44+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thesloppycopy.com/2010/04/28/sotd-04-28-10/</loc><lastmod>2010-04-29T03:56:33+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thesloppycopy.com/2010/04/27/sotd-04-27-10/</loc><lastmod>2010-04-28T00:39:53+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thesloppycopy.com/2010/04/26/sotd-04-26-10/</loc><lastmod>2010-04-26T20:54:53+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thesloppycopy.com/2010/04/26/funky-fresh/</loc><lastmod>2010-04-26T16:28:05+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thesloppycopy.com/2010/04/21/sotd-04-21-10/</loc><lastmod>2010-04-21T15:12:33+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thesloppycopy.com/2010/04/20/goin-on-a-road-trip/</loc><lastmod>2010-04-20T15:52:28+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thesloppycopy.com/2010/04/20/sotd-04-20-10/</loc><lastmod>2010-04-20T15:45:33+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thesloppycopy.com/2010/04/19/protecting-the-plaza/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://thesloppycopy.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/04/final-ctu.jpg</image:loc><image:title>final ctu</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thesloppycopy.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/04/final-ctu21.jpg</image:loc><image:title>final ctu2</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thesloppycopy.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/04/final-ctu2.jpg</image:loc><image:title>final ctu2</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2010-04-19T15:04:42+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thesloppycopy.com/2010/04/17/about-last-night-2/</loc><lastmod>2010-04-17T17:01:28+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thesloppycopy.com/2010/04/16/sotd-04-16-10/</loc><lastmod>2010-04-16T17:04:12+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thesloppycopy.com/2010/04/15/back-to-school/</loc><lastmod>2010-04-15T18:20:11+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thesloppycopy.com/2010/04/15/sotd-04-15-10/</loc><lastmod>2010-04-15T17:45:29+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thesloppycopy.com/2010/04/14/sotd-04-14-10/</loc><lastmod>2010-04-14T18:19:51+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thesloppycopy.com/2010/04/14/jamie-kennedy-and-blue-suede-shoes/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://thesloppycopy.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/04/images2.jpeg</image:loc><image:title>images</image:title><image:caption>why hello there!</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thesloppycopy.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/04/images1.jpeg</image:loc><image:title>images</image:title><image:caption>Why hello there.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thesloppycopy.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/04/571385_cobalt.jpeg</image:loc><image:title>571385_Cobalt</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thesloppycopy.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/04/images.jpeg</image:loc><image:title>images</image:title><image:caption>Pretty sure this is an old pic, but this is a pretty good representation of Mr. Kennedy in my dream.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2010-04-14T18:12:27+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thesloppycopy.com/2010/04/13/sotd-04-13-10/</loc><lastmod>2010-04-13T17:45:38+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thesloppycopy.com/2010/04/12/craiglist/</loc><lastmod>2010-04-13T04:07:59+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thesloppycopy.com/2010/04/12/sotd-04-12-10/</loc><lastmod>2010-04-12T21:20:15+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thesloppycopy.com/2010/04/11/sotd-04-11-10/</loc><lastmod>2010-04-12T04:14:51+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thesloppycopy.com/2010/04/11/interessant/</loc><lastmod>2010-04-11T17:37:38+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thesloppycopy.com/2010/04/10/sotd-04-10-10/</loc><lastmod>2010-04-11T03:35:58+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thesloppycopy.com/2010/04/08/sotd-04-08-10-2/</loc><lastmod>2010-04-08T18:44:22+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thesloppycopy.com/2010/04/08/all-hail-the-mighty-olive-garden/</loc><lastmod>2010-04-08T18:30:24+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thesloppycopy.com/2010/04/06/about-last-night/</loc><lastmod>2010-04-06T20:04:18+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thesloppycopy.com/2010/04/04/04-04-10/</loc><lastmod>2010-04-05T02:25:17+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thesloppycopy.com/2010/04/03/sotd-04-03-10/</loc><lastmod>2010-04-03T23:03:28+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thesloppycopy.com/2010/04/02/sotd-04-02-10/</loc><lastmod>2010-04-02T20:58:51+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thesloppycopy.com/2010/04/02/oh-girls/</loc><lastmod>2010-04-02T18:22:30+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thesloppycopy.com/2010/03/31/dear-whitey/</loc><lastmod>2010-04-02T03:30:08+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thesloppycopy.com/2010/04/01/wakey-wakey/</loc><lastmod>2010-04-01T21:13:27+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thesloppycopy.com/2010/04/01/sotd-04-01-10/</loc><lastmod>2010-04-01T20:05:58+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thesloppycopy.com/2010/03/31/sotd-03-31-10/</loc><lastmod>2010-03-31T20:44:22+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thesloppycopy.com/2010/03/31/achy-feely/</loc><lastmod>2010-03-31T20:38:10+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thesloppycopy.com/2010/03/30/sotd-03-30-10/</loc><lastmod>2010-03-30T15:32:02+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thesloppycopy.com/2010/03/29/sotd-03-29-10/</loc><lastmod>2010-03-29T19:11:11+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thesloppycopy.com/2010/03/28/sotd-03-28-10/</loc><lastmod>2010-03-28T20:31:14+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thesloppycopy.com/2010/03/28/the-funny/</loc><lastmod>2010-03-28T18:15:56+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thesloppycopy.com/2010/03/27/one-of-those-stories-part-one/</loc><lastmod>2010-03-28T16:15:43+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thesloppycopy.com/2010/03/27/sotd-03-27-10/</loc><lastmod>2010-03-27T20:45:22+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thesloppycopy.com/2010/03/27/maxing-relaxing-all-cool/</loc><lastmod>2010-03-27T16:45:42+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thesloppycopy.com/2010/03/26/sotd-03-26-10/</loc><lastmod>2010-03-26T17:42:00+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thesloppycopy.com/2010/03/26/oh-brother/</loc><lastmod>2010-03-26T17:34:17+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thesloppycopy.com/2010/03/26/taxman/</loc><lastmod>2010-03-26T15:27:11+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thesloppycopy.com/2010/03/25/sotd-03-25-10/</loc><lastmod>2010-03-25T15:32:22+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thesloppycopy.com/2010/03/24/sotd-03-24-10/</loc><lastmod>2010-03-24T18:30:37+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thesloppycopy.com/2010/03/25/it-keeps-you-running/</loc><lastmod>2010-03-24T17:57:13+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thesloppycopy.com/2010/03/24/sotd-03-23-10/</loc><lastmod>2010-03-23T21:23:36+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thesloppycopy.com/2010/03/23/sotd-03-22-10/</loc><lastmod>2010-03-22T14:58:56+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thesloppycopy.com/2010/03/23/for-sicily/</loc><lastmod>2010-03-22T14:52:33+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thesloppycopy.com/2010/03/22/its-all-coming-back-to-me-now/</loc><lastmod>2010-03-21T17:21:10+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thesloppycopy.com/2010/03/22/sotd-03-21-10/</loc><lastmod>2010-03-21T16:22:30+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thesloppycopy.com/2010/03/21/sotd-03-20-10/</loc><lastmod>2010-03-20T23:12:30+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thesloppycopy.com/2010/03/17/junk/</loc><lastmod>2010-03-18T17:15:17+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thesloppycopy.com/2010/03/17/sotd-03-16-10/</loc><lastmod>2010-03-16T17:45:39+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thesloppycopy.com/2010/03/16/queso-convert/</loc><lastmod>2010-03-16T02:32:48+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thesloppycopy.com/2010/03/16/sotd-03-15-10/</loc><lastmod>2010-03-15T23:10:41+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thesloppycopy.com/2010/03/15/sotd-03-14-10/</loc><lastmod>2010-03-14T19:42:39+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thesloppycopy.com/2010/03/14/03-13-10/</loc><lastmod>2010-03-13T17:27:14+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thesloppycopy.com/2010/03/12/sotd-03-11-10/</loc><lastmod>2010-03-11T21:41:57+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thesloppycopy.com/2010/03/12/an-open-letter-to-all-college-students/</loc><lastmod>2010-03-11T21:38:19+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thesloppycopy.com/2010/03/11/sotd-03-10-10/</loc><lastmod>2010-03-10T21:48:40+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thesloppycopy.com/2010/03/10/sotd-03-09-10/</loc><lastmod>2010-03-09T18:13:57+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thesloppycopy.com/2010/03/10/baby-baby/</loc><lastmod>2010-03-09T17:55:25+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thesloppycopy.com/2010/02/23/sat-analogy/</loc><lastmod>2010-03-08T22:23:06+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thesloppycopy.com/2010/02/25/what-exactly-is-in-a-name/</loc><lastmod>2010-03-08T22:22:30+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thesloppycopy.com/2009/06/28/107/</loc><lastmod>2010-03-08T22:20:19+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thesloppycopy.com/2009/08/03/quick-update/</loc><lastmod>2010-03-08T22:19:25+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thesloppycopy.com/2009/08/12/poetry-in-suspended-animation/</loc><lastmod>2010-03-08T22:18:50+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thesloppycopy.com/2009/09/30/lessons-in-anxious-apathy/</loc><lastmod>2010-03-08T22:16:51+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thesloppycopy.com/2009/10/06/diary-of-a-trainee-week-two-continues/</loc><lastmod>2010-03-08T22:16:14+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thesloppycopy.com/2009/10/16/the-girl-and-the-guy-chapter-one/</loc><lastmod>2010-03-08T22:15:43+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thesloppycopy.com/2009/10/18/the-girl-and-the-guy-chapter-two/</loc><lastmod>2010-03-08T22:15:29+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thesloppycopy.com/2009/10/25/dont-walk-away-renee/</loc><lastmod>2010-03-08T22:14:57+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thesloppycopy.com/2009/11/16/song-of-the-day-1115/</loc><lastmod>2010-03-08T22:14:16+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thesloppycopy.com/2009/11/16/song-of-the-day-11-16-09/</loc><lastmod>2010-03-08T22:13:44+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thesloppycopy.com/2009/11/17/songoftheday-11-17-09/</loc><lastmod>2010-03-08T22:13:21+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thesloppycopy.com/2009/11/18/songoftheday-11-18-09/</loc><lastmod>2010-03-08T22:12:50+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thesloppycopy.com/2009/11/20/songoftheday-11-19-09/</loc><lastmod>2010-03-08T22:11:38+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thesloppycopy.com/2009/11/20/songoftheday-11-20-09/</loc><lastmod>2010-03-08T22:11:11+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thesloppycopy.com/2009/11/21/songoftheday-11-21-09/</loc><lastmod>2010-03-08T22:10:41+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thesloppycopy.com/2009/11/22/songoftheday-11-22-09/</loc><lastmod>2010-03-08T22:10:20+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thesloppycopy.com/2009/11/24/songoftheday-11-23-09/</loc><lastmod>2010-03-08T22:10:01+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thesloppycopy.com/2009/11/26/songsoftheday-11-24-25-09/</loc><lastmod>2010-03-08T22:09:16+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thesloppycopy.com/2009/11/24/no-trash-no-trash/</loc><lastmod>2010-03-08T22:08:33+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thesloppycopy.com/2009/12/03/charlie/</loc><lastmod>2010-03-08T22:07:41+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thesloppycopy.com/2009/12/05/whimper/</loc><lastmod>2010-03-08T22:07:13+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thesloppycopy.com/2010/01/01/how-i-rang-in-2010/</loc><lastmod>2010-03-08T22:06:24+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thesloppycopy.com/2010/01/20/adventures-in-well-babysitting/</loc><lastmod>2010-03-08T22:05:38+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thesloppycopy.com/2010/02/02/job-stalking/</loc><lastmod>2010-03-08T22:04:36+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thesloppycopy.com/2010/02/04/joke-without-a-punchline/</loc><lastmod>2010-03-08T22:03:58+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thesloppycopy.com/2010/03/09/sotd-03-08-10/</loc><lastmod>2010-03-08T15:37:16+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thesloppycopy.com/2010/03/08/only-the-lonely-need-apply/</loc><lastmod>2010-03-09T13:01:54+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thesloppycopy.com/2010/03/06/oscar-predictions/</loc><lastmod>2010-03-05T18:48:59+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thesloppycopy.com/2010/03/06/sotd-03-05-10/</loc><lastmod>2010-03-05T18:31:33+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thesloppycopy.com/2010/03/04/otra-lista/</loc><lastmod>2010-03-03T21:42:38+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thesloppycopy.com/2010/03/04/sotd-03-03-10/</loc><lastmod>2010-03-03T18:35:58+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thesloppycopy.com/2010/03/03/el-listo/</loc><lastmod>2010-03-02T19:33:23+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thesloppycopy.com/2010/03/03/sotd-03-02-10/</loc><lastmod>2010-03-05T18:30:59+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thesloppycopy.com/2010/03/02/from-the-variety-bin-again/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://thesloppycopy.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/images-2.jpeg</image:loc><image:title>images-2</image:title><image:caption>Blame it on the floor mats.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thesloppycopy.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/images-1.jpeg</image:loc><image:title>images-1</image:title><image:caption>tiiiiiiiiny bubbles...</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thesloppycopy.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/images.jpeg</image:loc><image:title>images</image:title><image:caption>Cutest. Mascots. Ever.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2010-03-01T17:43:56+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thesloppycopy.com/2010/02/28/x-ray-yankee-zulu/</loc><lastmod>2010-02-27T20:29:56+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thesloppycopy.com/2010/02/28/sotd-eh-02-27-10/</loc><lastmod>2010-02-27T20:04:58+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thesloppycopy.com/2010/02/26/sotd-eh-02-25-10/</loc><lastmod>2010-02-26T22:24:57+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thesloppycopy.com/2010/02/27/sotd-eh-02-26-10/</loc><lastmod>2010-02-26T21:46:45+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thesloppycopy.com/2010/02/27/buy-the-world-a-coke/</loc><lastmod>2010-02-26T16:49:38+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thesloppycopy.com/2010/02/25/sotd-eh-02-24-10/</loc><lastmod>2010-02-24T19:36:08+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thesloppycopy.com/2010/02/24/sotd-eh-02-23-10/</loc><lastmod>2010-02-23T16:31:35+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thesloppycopy.com/2010/02/14/sotd-02-13-10/</loc><lastmod>2010-02-22T21:28:56+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thesloppycopy.com/2010/02/15/sotd-02-14-10/</loc><lastmod>2010-02-22T21:28:33+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thesloppycopy.com/2010/02/17/sotd-02-16-10/</loc><lastmod>2010-02-22T21:28:12+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thesloppycopy.com/2010/02/18/sotd-02-17-10/</loc><lastmod>2010-02-22T21:27:53+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thesloppycopy.com/2010/02/20/sotd-02-19-10/</loc><lastmod>2010-02-22T21:27:34+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thesloppycopy.com/2010/02/21/sotd-02-20-10/</loc><lastmod>2010-02-22T21:27:17+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thesloppycopy.com/2010/02/22/sotd-02-21-10/</loc><lastmod>2010-02-22T21:26:58+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thesloppycopy.com/2010/02/23/sotd-02-22-10/</loc><lastmod>2010-02-22T21:26:38+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thesloppycopy.com/2010/02/20/the-whole-better-than-some-of-the-parts/</loc><lastmod>2010-02-19T22:14:07+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thesloppycopy.com/2010/02/14/ode-to-bc-ode-to-the-olympics/</loc><lastmod>2010-02-13T19:10:29+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thesloppycopy.com/2010/02/12/dont-get-me-down-bruce/</loc><lastmod>2010-02-12T04:10:55+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thesloppycopy.com/2010/02/12/sotd-02-11-10/</loc><lastmod>2010-02-11T16:13:52+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thesloppycopy.com/2010/02/11/sotd-02-10-10/</loc><lastmod>2010-02-10T22:38:05+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thesloppycopy.com/2010/02/11/some-thoughts/</loc><lastmod>2010-02-10T22:36:01+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thesloppycopy.com/2010/02/10/sotd-01-09-10/</loc><lastmod>2010-02-10T17:23:47+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thesloppycopy.com/2010/02/08/sotd-02-07-10/</loc><lastmod>2010-02-07T17:45:12+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thesloppycopy.com/2010/02/07/silence-is-motherfucking-golden/</loc><lastmod>2010-02-06T18:05:07+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thesloppycopy.com/2010/02/06/sotd-02-05-10/</loc><lastmod>2010-02-05T20:20:32+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thesloppycopy.com/2010/02/06/hella-good/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://thesloppycopy.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/02/100_0199.jpg</image:loc><image:title>100_0199</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2010-02-05T19:54:04+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thesloppycopy.com/2010/02/04/awk-ward/</loc><lastmod>2010-02-03T23:46:19+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thesloppycopy.com/2010/02/04/sotd-02-03-10/</loc><lastmod>2010-02-03T18:09:26+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thesloppycopy.com/2010/02/03/sotd-02-02-10/</loc><lastmod>2010-02-03T04:16:05+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thesloppycopy.com/2010/02/01/personal-google/</loc><lastmod>2010-01-31T23:34:26+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thesloppycopy.com/2010/02/01/sotd-01-31-10/</loc><lastmod>2010-01-31T17:02:54+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thesloppycopy.com/2010/01/31/sotd-01-30-10/</loc><lastmod>2010-01-31T01:19:42+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thesloppycopy.com/2010/01/31/this-aint-petticoat-junction/</loc><lastmod>2010-01-30T23:13:01+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thesloppycopy.com/2010/01/30/sotd-01-29-10/</loc><lastmod>2010-01-29T18:02:19+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thesloppycopy.com/2010/01/30/jeopardizing-your-career/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://thesloppycopy.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/01/wolf_main.jpg</image:loc><image:title>wolf_main</image:title><image:caption>Wolf Blitzer on celebrity Jeopardy!, or What I Don't Want To Do On The Show</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2010-01-29T17:44:16+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thesloppycopy.com/2010/01/29/sotd-01-28-10/</loc><lastmod>2010-01-28T19:07:49+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thesloppycopy.com/2010/01/29/from-the-variety-bin/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://thesloppycopy.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/01/bryantparkblizzard06.jpg</image:loc><image:title>BryantParkBlizzard06</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thesloppycopy.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/01/ipad-touch1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>ipad-touch</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thesloppycopy.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/01/ipad-touch.jpg</image:loc><image:title>ipad-touch</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thesloppycopy.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/01/images1.jpeg</image:loc><image:title>images</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2010-01-28T16:26:01+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thesloppycopy.com/2010/01/28/thats-money/</loc><lastmod>2010-01-27T18:51:37+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thesloppycopy.com/2010/01/27/sotd-01-26-10/</loc><lastmod>2010-01-27T18:26:02+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thesloppycopy.com/2010/01/27/requiem-for-a-dream/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://thesloppycopy.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/01/images.jpeg</image:loc><image:title>images</image:title><image:caption>Too old for sorori-hos! </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thesloppycopy.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/01/images-2.jpeg</image:loc><image:title>images-2</image:title><image:caption>Excellent at tracking boats-that-aren't-boats</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thesloppycopy.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/01/images-1.jpeg</image:loc><image:title>images-1</image:title><image:caption>Kevin Bacon, who has my cell phone number.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2010-01-26T18:23:34+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thesloppycopy.com/2010/01/26/sotd-01-25-10/</loc><lastmod>2010-01-25T17:19:54+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thesloppycopy.com/2010/01/26/vacay-recapped/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://thesloppycopy.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/01/100_0120.jpg</image:loc><image:title>gulls</image:title><image:caption>Seagulls over the lake</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2010-01-25T17:14:39+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thesloppycopy.com/2010/01/21/sotd-01-20-10/</loc><lastmod>2010-01-21T03:39:55+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thesloppycopy.com/2010/01/20/sotd-01-19-10/</loc><lastmod>2010-01-20T04:46:53+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thesloppycopy.com/2010/01/19/sotd-01-18-10/</loc><lastmod>2010-01-18T21:27:52+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thesloppycopy.com/2010/01/19/foot-in-mouth-disease-part-uno/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://thesloppycopy.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/01/michael-c-hall-golden-globes-2010.jpg</image:loc><image:title>michael-c-hall-golden-globes-2010</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2010-01-18T21:19:39+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thesloppycopy.com/2010/01/17/sotd-01-16-10/</loc><lastmod>2010-01-17T00:37:46+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thesloppycopy.com/2010/01/17/guilty-conscience/</loc><lastmod>2010-01-17T00:33:23+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thesloppycopy.com/2010/01/14/potentially-publishable-works-pt-1/</loc><lastmod>2010-01-13T19:48:30+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thesloppycopy.com/2010/01/12/sotd-01-11-10/</loc><lastmod>2010-01-11T22:32:24+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thesloppycopy.com/2010/01/11/recant-believe-it-was-that-easy/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://thesloppycopy.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/01/100_06791.jpg</image:loc><image:title>oopsie</image:title><image:caption>D'oh!</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2010-01-11T05:36:38+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thesloppycopy.com/2010/01/10/my-camera/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://thesloppycopy.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/01/100_0675.jpg</image:loc><image:title>the bane of my current existence</image:title><image:caption>What are you trying to say to me, Camera?</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2010-01-14T15:46:06+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thesloppycopy.com/2010/01/08/sotd-01-08-10/</loc><lastmod>2010-01-08T16:50:00+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thesloppycopy.com/2009/12/22/sotd-12-21/</loc><lastmod>2010-01-06T23:00:08+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thesloppycopy.com/2009/12/28/sotd-12-28/</loc><lastmod>2010-01-06T22:55:46+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thesloppycopy.com/2009/12/28/rest-in-peace-vic/</loc><lastmod>2010-01-06T22:54:52+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thesloppycopy.com/2009/12/31/sotd-12-31/</loc><lastmod>2010-01-06T22:52:51+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thesloppycopy.com/2010/01/04/sotd-01-03-10/</loc><lastmod>2010-01-06T22:51:36+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thesloppycopy.com/2010/01/06/sotd-01-06-10/</loc><lastmod>2010-01-06T22:50:24+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thesloppycopy.com/2010/01/03/the-st-louis-blues-uncapitalized/</loc><lastmod>2010-01-03T18:38:25+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thesloppycopy.com/2009/12/31/toaste/</loc><lastmod>2009-12-31T16:44:31+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thesloppycopy.com/2009/12/30/sotd-12-30-2/</loc><lastmod>2009-12-30T22:31:17+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thesloppycopy.com/2009/12/29/hospitals-have-great-soundtracks/</loc><lastmod>2009-12-29T05:06:25+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thesloppycopy.com/2009/12/16/writers-blockage-leading-to-writers-infarction/</loc><lastmod>2009-12-16T22:34:35+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thesloppycopy.com/2009/12/14/oscillation-around-the-tree-of-navidade/</loc><lastmod>2009-12-14T23:12:14+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thesloppycopy.com/2009/12/14/bells-of-cascabeleo/</loc><lastmod>2009-12-14T22:53:24+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thesloppycopy.com/2009/12/11/sotd-1211/</loc><lastmod>2009-12-11T20:47:48+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thesloppycopy.com/2009/12/11/cyberchondria-for-dummies/</loc><lastmod>2009-12-11T04:46:44+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thesloppycopy.com/2009/12/09/let-it-snow-let-it-snow-let-it/</loc><lastmod>2009-12-09T20:24:12+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thesloppycopy.com/2009/12/04/dear-amanda/</loc><lastmod>2009-12-04T05:21:15+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thesloppycopy.com/2009/12/03/sotd-12-3-09/</loc><lastmod>2009-12-03T17:21:51+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thesloppycopy.com/2009/11/29/oh-i-have-been-lax/</loc><lastmod>2009-12-02T17:55:38+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thesloppycopy.com/2009/12/01/sotd-12-1-09/</loc><lastmod>2009-12-01T16:02:41+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thesloppycopy.com/2009/11/26/transcription-thanksgiving-style/</loc><lastmod>2009-11-26T18:50:01+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thesloppycopy.com/2009/11/24/qualifications-listed/</loc><lastmod>2009-11-24T17:56:19+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thesloppycopy.com/2009/11/20/small-talk-with-mole-people/</loc><lastmod>2009-11-20T22:26:53+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thesloppycopy.com/2009/11/20/an-open-letter-to-my-brother/</loc><lastmod>2009-11-20T01:44:59+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thesloppycopy.com/2009/11/18/drunk-frat-boy-fun/</loc><lastmod>2009-11-18T18:37:19+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thesloppycopy.com/2009/11/16/d-tour-and-something-existential/</loc><lastmod>2009-11-16T20:49:10+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thesloppycopy.com/2009/11/11/a-fucking-book-review/</loc><lastmod>2009-11-11T19:49:29+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thesloppycopy.com/2009/11/10/semper-fidelis/</loc><lastmod>2009-11-10T16:17:33+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thesloppycopy.com/2009/11/07/where-everybody-knows-your-name/</loc><lastmod>2009-11-07T19:51:03+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thesloppycopy.com/2009/10/26/kadeem-harrison-and-kathy-kinney/</loc><lastmod>2009-11-19T12:42:34+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thesloppycopy.com/2009/10/20/kin/</loc><lastmod>2009-11-17T14:32:48+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thesloppycopy.com/2009/10/19/evaporated/</loc><lastmod>2009-10-19T22:35:18+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thesloppycopy.com/2009/10/09/letter-from-a-holding-cell-pt-1/</loc><lastmod>2009-10-14T12:58:20+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thesloppycopy.com/2009/10/04/maybe-this-year-will-be-better-than-the-last/</loc><lastmod>2009-10-04T15:54:27+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thesloppycopy.com/2009/09/30/who-the-hell-is-craig-anyway/</loc><lastmod>2009-09-30T02:39:08+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thesloppycopy.com/2009/09/26/in-dreams/</loc><lastmod>2009-09-26T18:22:56+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thesloppycopy.com/2009/09/25/backaches-and-barcodes/</loc><lastmod>2009-11-17T15:01:19+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thesloppycopy.com/2009/09/21/what-the/</loc><lastmod>2009-09-21T02:16:38+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thesloppycopy.com/2009/09/10/el-updato/</loc><lastmod>2009-09-10T16:46:56+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thesloppycopy.com/2009/09/03/peggy/</loc><lastmod>2009-09-03T16:46:13+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thesloppycopy.com/2009/08/27/music-makes-the-people-come-togeeeeeeether/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://thesloppycopy.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/08/ray.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Yes</image:title><image:caption>behold the glory!</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2009-08-27T15:46:33+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thesloppycopy.com/2009/08/14/vaya-con-dios-1953/</loc><lastmod>2009-08-17T04:22:10+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thesloppycopy.com/2009/08/17/hes-my-boyfriend-i-have-sex-with-him/</loc><lastmod>2009-08-21T18:05:50+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thesloppycopy.com/2009/08/16/read-on-repost-from-tumblr/</loc><lastmod>2009-08-16T19:02:11+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thesloppycopy.com/2009/08/11/put-a-little-love-in-your-heart-repost/</loc><lastmod>2009-08-11T23:37:28+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thesloppycopy.com/2009/07/22/the-bible-tells-me-so/</loc><lastmod>2009-07-22T04:18:49+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thesloppycopy.com/2009/07/15/baseball-fever/</loc><lastmod>2009-07-15T18:23:08+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thesloppycopy.com/2009/07/12/meet-me-in-st-louis-louis/</loc><lastmod>2009-07-21T18:25:25+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thesloppycopy.com/2009/07/04/for-pablo-who-i-never-met/</loc><lastmod>2009-07-04T20:59:07+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thesloppycopy.com/2009/07/01/free-agency-aint-so-free/</loc><lastmod>2009-07-01T18:36:53+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thesloppycopy.com/2009/06/28/tastes-so-good-you-can-hear-it/</loc><lastmod>2009-07-01T18:16:12+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thesloppycopy.com/2009/06/24/meta-disjointed-thoughts/</loc><lastmod>2009-06-29T12:45:03+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thesloppycopy.com/2009/06/23/the-st-louis-effect/</loc><lastmod>2009-06-23T16:13:16+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thesloppycopy.com/2009/06/21/our-friend-khalil/</loc><lastmod>2009-06-23T01:29:50+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thesloppycopy.com/2009/06/13/disjointed-thoughts-part-un/</loc><lastmod>2009-06-14T15:04:55+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thesloppycopy.com/2009/05/12/storm-stories/</loc><lastmod>2009-05-12T18:50:30+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thesloppycopy.com/2009/04/14/the-science-of-sleep/</loc><lastmod>2009-04-14T14:48:11+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thesloppycopy.com/2009/02/01/how-to-extend-your-college-glory-days-indefinitely/</loc><lastmod>2009-02-01T20:32:51+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thesloppycopy.com/2009/01/10/why-csi-miami-is-not-as-bad-as-you-think-it-is-you-tv-snob/</loc><lastmod>2009-01-10T18:49:16+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thesloppycopy.com/2009/01/10/evidencia/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://thesloppycopy.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/01/l_181581c76d6243049f95105feeb3cebb.jpg</image:loc><image:title>l_181581c76d6243049f95105feeb3cebb</image:title><image:caption>"The hair," as requested...</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2009-01-10T17:59:15+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thesloppycopy.com/2009/01/02/flow-it-show-it-long-as-god-will-grow-it/</loc><lastmod>2009-01-05T14:45:57+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thesloppycopy.com/2009/01/01/i-scream-you-scream/</loc><lastmod>2009-01-01T20:49:39+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thesloppycopy.com/2008/12/19/is-for-horses/</loc><lastmod>2008-12-19T14:23:13+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thesloppycopy.com/2008/12/15/identifying-food-by-color/</loc><lastmod>2008-12-15T18:11:28+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thesloppycopy.com/2008/12/14/i-am-normal-you-are-not/</loc><lastmod>2008-12-14T18:18:29+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thesloppycopy.com/2008/12/14/he-aint-heavy/</loc><lastmod>2008-12-14T18:08:33+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thesloppycopy.com/2008/12/14/theres-no-place-like-home/</loc><lastmod>2008-12-14T17:56:52+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thesloppycopy.com/2008/10/23/man-eating-dog-look-ma-no-asterisk/</loc><lastmod>2008-10-23T01:48:46+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thesloppycopy.com/2008/10/12/everything-to-everyone/</loc><lastmod>2008-10-12T20:49:43+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thesloppycopy.com/2008/10/12/eat-all-the-grass-that-you-want/</loc><lastmod>2008-10-12T18:00:43+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thesloppycopy.com/2008/10/01/dont-know-why-you-stay/</loc><lastmod>2008-10-01T23:31:07+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thesloppycopy.com/2008/09/14/if-you-want-to-be-happy-for-the-rest-of-your-life/</loc><lastmod>2008-09-14T17:40:14+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thesloppycopy.com/2008/09/01/alpha-incipiens/</loc><lastmod>2008-09-01T20:38:09+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thesloppycopy.com/2008/08/31/whats-going-on/</loc><lastmod>2008-08-31T21:54:34+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thesloppycopy.com/2008/08/31/so-long-jimmy/</loc><lastmod>2008-08-31T20:16:16+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thesloppycopy.com/2008/08/23/its-so-cold-in-alaska/</loc><lastmod>2008-08-23T19:13:50+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thesloppycopy.com/2008/07/05/i-can-see-clearly-now/</loc><lastmod>2008-08-05T16:42:24+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thesloppycopy.com/2008/07/11/recycled-air/</loc><lastmod>2008-07-11T22:52:23+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thesloppycopy.com/2008/07/10/hurts-so-bad/</loc><lastmod>2008-07-10T02:52:29+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thesloppycopy.com/2008/07/04/stars-and-stripes-forever/</loc><lastmod>2008-07-04T19:20:27+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thesloppycopy.com/2008/06/28/there-were-clouds-in-my-coffee-clouds-in-my-coffee/</loc><lastmod>2008-06-28T16:47:05+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thesloppycopy.com/2008/06/21/all-apologies/</loc><lastmod>2008-06-21T19:04:30+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thesloppycopy.com</loc><changefreq>daily</changefreq><priority>1.0</priority><lastmod>2021-12-27T17:22:55+00:00</lastmod></url></urlset>
