Hi, my name is Julie and I’m a blogaholic.
It’s not that I am in a constant state of Blog. Rather, this is about the seventy-fifth online journal that I’ve created in the past six-or-so years (I’d tell you how many that averages to per year, but I don’t “do” arithmetic). I just keep starting them, telling myself each time that this is “the one”: the meta-journal of my asinine thoughts, observations, stories and rants. This, this will be the grand opus of my online writing! This Weblog-portfolio will finally be the appropriate showcase of my [sometimes un-showcase-able] product.
And yet–and yet! I drop off each time, eventually abandoning the online world in favor of more satisfying pursuits, like the showing of Bringing Down the House I’m currently half-engrossed in as I type and search the internet for catchy song lyrics.
I don’t know if this particular foray into WordPress will be any more fruitful than any other blog I’ve begun. In fact, I doubt that it will. The posts will eventually drop off, and one day I’ll post the link to my new online journal (“The One”), setting my handful of readers off on a scavenger hunt of sorts among the world wide interwebz.
So I suppose this initial entry is a proactive apology to anyone who might stumble on this site and, for whatever reason, decide to read it again. I’m sorry for any inconvenience it might cause you (my, aren’t I full of myself today! hoo boy!) or any disappointment when, 5 months from now, you come back to drop in on my loony little world, only to find that this Site Has Been Shut Down.
Until then, the only promise I can offer is that I will try my best to calls ’em like I sees ’em, offering the truest, most unbias-ed, peek into my existence. Because, if I say [type] so myself, it’ll often be worth your while.
*http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/All_Apologies
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