Sometimes I look at my folks’ computer and am overwhelmed with the urge to apologize to it: I’m sorry, computer. I know that you probably have 70,000 viruses on you and that’s why you run so slow, but I don’t really have the patience to defrag your hard drive and do a much-needed virus scan and I have even less patience to teach my Dad how to do these things.
I’m a bad daughter.
the sloppy copy 