Daily Archives: July 8, 2010

Things I wish still existed, pt 1

Things I wish still existed:

  • Zanzibar (not the grocery, the country…or area…or whatever the fuck it was)
  • Mary Tyler Moore Show in syndication (not expecting original episodes, doi)
  • Garden Vegetable-flavored Wheatables crackers (these went out of production years and years ago, I imagine there were some carcinogenic properties in their deliciousness)
  • a damn corkscrew, in this house (I have a bottle of white zin with no way of safely opening it and my own corkscrew is tucked away in a storage unit somewhere)
  • My genuine belief that I could do absolutely anything I set my mind to, including (but not limited to): astronaut, doctor, famous actress, teacher and garbagewoman

More to come, I’m sure