the sloppy copy

1. arm your Peeps for battle using toothpicks:

2. carefully transfer them to the Battle Arena:

3. set the timer for approximately 7 seconds:

4. watch the battle unfold before your eyes:

5. survey the carnage. Quickly now, before…

6. …everyone bleeds out / deflates.

Voila mon passport!

“Foux da fa fa” / Flight of the Conchords (2008)