Juanita sometimes complains that Hermano texts me much more often than he texts her, but
1) this is not true, and
2) our text exchanges lack context, complete thoughts and a point.
Exhibit A: an exchange from last night (keep in mind that the initial text was completely unprompted):
Brother: Bieber Fieber
Julie: Bieberitis
B: Biebonic Plague
J: Biebephylis
B: Scarlet Bieber
J: Bieber Simplex II
B: You win