Daily Archives: April 7, 2013

textersations with Juanita.

Juanita is militantly, wonderfully, super-Catholically, stereotypically-Saint Louis-ly Irish.  If you cut her,* she probably bleeds green. Anyway, I saw a picture in the local paper today of a woman with the same surname as some of Juanita’s 90-bajillion cousins.

Me: Are you related to ——  —— ? There’s enough of them I figured it might be a cousin’s kid?

Juanita: Maybe… I’d have to ask [one of Juanita’s sisters]. Why?

Me: Just saw someone in the paper named that.

Juanita: Bank robber?

Juanita: Hooker?

 

 

*This is not an invitation. You best stay the hell away from my Momma. If you cut her, I cut you. Across the throat.