Daily Archives: July 26, 2016

Pok√©mon or IKEA product?

  1. MARILL
  2. WERNA
  3. VOLMAR
  4. LOTAD
  5. PRINPLUP
  6. EKBY
  7. UTTER
  8. NUMEL
  9. FLYTTA
  10. HOPPIG
  11. RABALDER
  12. INGO
  13. SALANDIT
  14. VENONAT
  15. ODDA
  16. QUILAVA
  17. JOLTIK
  18. MAGNARP
  19. INKAY
  20. CILLA
  21. ROTOM
  22. DRACAENA
  23. BELDUM
  24. OSHAWATT
  25. LILLABO
  26. BLADIS
  27. ANTILOP
  28. HOPPIP
  29. TURBO
  30. URSARING
  31. ABRA
  32. CLEFFA
  33. NUTID
  34. JONILL
  35. EKANS
  36. KLEFKI
  37. GULDPALM
  38. WINGULL
  39. SPARKA
  40. PAJMIX

POKEA

 

Answers in comments

The Rev. Dr. Hon. Douche McBag, J.D., Esq.

Here’s a question for yas: If you have some kind of title associated with your profession/education, do you include it on things like your credit card, library card, return address labels, etc;? I’m torn on this.

When someone’s name pops up at work and it includes the “Dr.” in front of it, I immediately think this person is a pretentious asshat. Really, dude? You took the time to include that when you filled out your information? And then when I call them and they answer “This is Dr. Blah-de-Blah” and rage bells go off in my head and I think CHANGE YOUR OWN GOTDAM TIRE, DOUCHE-O-DOUCHEY.

Of course this person could be a perfectly sane, not pretentious, human person. I could be calling a number he gives out for work-related purposes. He could be just super-extra proud of his accomplishment (I think of everyone I know personally who’s got a PhD or been through medical/dental/vet/law school and how freaking ecstatic they – rightly – are once that degree was in their hands. Hell yeah, I’d be asking people to call me Doctor too, after years of torment!).

There’s not really a point to this. I’m just sort of expelling my own biases here.