the sloppy copy

Did you see where the woman fell off the motorcycle? Bike went one way, she went the other, slid under the wheels of an SUV…

*pause*

It was a nice bike, too.

Oh sing it, Waylon!

“Are You Sure Hank Done it This Way?”   / Waylon Jennings (1975)

Also if you don’t have the urge to get up and do some country line dancing when you hear this, well, I just don’t know what to say to you.