In a fit of – I don’t know? Frivolousness? Insanity? Frivosanity? – I decided to look for a nice warm winter coat on the internets. I was dismayed by what I found.
Exhibit A:
HOW DOES THIS KEEP YOU WARM?
Not a coat.
Exhibit B:
Okay, this picture doesn’t make it look too bad, but I couldn’t link to the pic of someone wearing it. In that pic, it looked like some horrendous suit-type jacket that you’d see a 62-year-old State Comptroller wearing.
NOT A COAT.
Exhibit C:
This is what happens when a Hefty bag and a muppet buy three shots apiece at last call and go home together.
NOT A COAT.
…aaaaaand then I gave up.
the sloppy copy 