NOT A COAT.

In a fit of – I don’t know? Frivolousness? Insanity? Frivosanity? – I decided to look for a nice warm winter coat on the internets. I was dismayed by what I found.

Exhibit A:
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HOW DOES THIS KEEP YOU WARM?
Not a coat.

 

Exhibit B:
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Okay, this picture doesn’t make it look too bad, but I couldn’t link to the pic of someone wearing it. In that pic, it looked like some horrendous suit-type jacket that you’d see a 62-year-old State Comptroller wearing.
NOT A COAT.

 

Exhibit C:
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This is what happens when a Hefty bag and a muppet buy three shots apiece at last call and go home together.
NOT A COAT.

 

…aaaaaand then I gave up.

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