Daily Archives: May 24, 2014

get the bouncy castle on standby.

Okay, I need to stay theĀ FUCK off of WebMD because I just completely and totally convinced myself that I am dying. For about five minutes, I was 100% certain that before this day is over, I will be toast. Fortunately, I’m down to about 85% and dropping.

For those who are interested, there will be a margarita machine and bouncy castle at the memorial service.