get the bouncy castle on standby.

Okay, I need to stay the FUCK off of WebMD because I just completely and totally convinced myself that I am dying. For about five minutes, I was 100% certain that before this day is over, I will be toast. Fortunately, I’m down to about 85% and dropping.

For those who are interested, there will be a margarita machine and bouncy castle at the memorial service.

3 thoughts on “get the bouncy castle on standby.

  1. YOU CANT TELL EVERYONE MY SECRET MARGARITA MACHINE PLAN!! Glad you are ok though 😉

  2. Gene says:

    I once convinced myself that I had rabies using WebMD. I was pretty much ready to die for like, 8 hours.

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