Okay, I need to stay the FUCK off of WebMD because I just completely and totally convinced myself that I am dying. For about five minutes, I was 100% certain that before this day is over, I will be toast. Fortunately, I’m down to about 85% and dropping.
For those who are interested, there will be a margarita machine and bouncy castle at the memorial service.
YOU CANT TELL EVERYONE MY SECRET MARGARITA MACHINE PLAN!! Glad you are ok though 😉
D’oh. I meant there will NOT be a margarita machine. NOT AT ALL. No way. Nope.
I once convinced myself that I had rabies using WebMD. I was pretty much ready to die for like, 8 hours.