the future of grammar.

If I’ve learned nothing else from sci-fi television, it’s that advanced civilizations do not use contractions and their grammar is often impeccable. This gives me hope for the future: will my great-granchildren live in a world without dangling participles?

Or will things continue on their current path: will my great-grandchildren never learn what a participle is?

Oh, the humanity.

One thought on “the future of grammar.

  1. Katie says:

    Today, for the 5847th time, I saw that paw print car window sticker that says, “Who rescued who?” And for the 5847th time I shouted aloud inside my car, “WHOM!! WHOM, GODDAMMIT!”

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