Things I’ve Said While Drunk:
(in order of level of intoxication)
- “But the larger ice surface in European-style ice hockey really lets you see the plays unfold!”
- “Oh my God, let’s go for a run at 5:30 tomorrow morning!”
- “Yes! Let’s move to Mankato!”
- “You are the best dude in the band, hands down. You fucking ROCKED tonight!”
- “Doesn’t this jukebox have any more Joy Divison?!”
- “Give me that karaoke book.”
- “Who wants an Irish car bomb?”
- “Pujols’ fielding is underrated; they say anyone can be a first baseman and I disagree. Here’s why…”
- “Remind me how to send a text message. I think I forgot.”
- “Excuse me, I’m going to vomit in the bushes.”
the sloppy copy 