I’m visiting Baby Brudder next month. I am eessited.
My general understanding of the geography of the East Coast
Brother: So what do you want to see while you’re here?
Julie: I watched a show about people with a cupcake shop. It was in Georgetown. Are you near Georgetown?
B: Yeah, not too far. I’m also close to the White House, or other historical things and (blah blah blah, I started to tune him out)
J: But the cupcake shop. You know it?
B: Um, maybe? I don’t know. I guess I could look it up.
J: I must go there.
B: Oh, ok. Well, sure. We could also blah blah blah blahblahblahblahblah history history history history
J: I want to go to the ocean, too. Are you near the ocean?
B: Um, well, no, but I guess we could maybe go to Delaware for a day… it only takes blah blah blah blah blah blah
J: DELAWARE? I’VE NEVER BEEN TO DELAWARE!
B: Um, ok. Well, we blah blah blah blah blah
J: ARE YOU NEAR NEW YORK?
B: Nah, no. Not really. I guess if you really wanted to you could blah blah blah blah
J: I WANT TO SEE MAINE. AND EAT LOBSTER. CAN I EAT MAINE LOBSTER?
B: I… I… Well…
J: AND GO TO A CLAMBAKE. I MUST ATTEND A CLAMBAKE.
B: *hangs up phone*
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