Uh, check out these swanky new kicks I got today.
No, really, they are tiiiiiiiiight.
In a cool, hip way. Not a diminishing-circulation way.
See fo’ yo’self:
Apparently I am signed up to run some race in August. Apparently my registration fee is already paid and apparently I am going to run this thing whether or not my feet have fallen off, which is what was about to happen before these beauties came into my life.
Have I ever run in any kind of organized thing? Nope!
Do I think there is a very good chance that I will permanently maim myself before August? Yup!
But am I still excited anyway? Oh, fuck yes!
Is it this race? http://runforyourlives.com/overview-st-louis-mo/ It is, isn’t it?
AAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!! NO FREAKING WAY! It is NOT that race, but it is on the same day! Man, I picked the wrong one! 😦