the sloppy copy

At any given point, I have several half-started posts at my disposal. This means I have no excuse for posting regularly.

Ha! What a jokester I am!

Anyway, I was going through those posts and I found a particularly curious one. I have copy-and-pasted this half-finished thought below:

Twww

Mm-hmmm. That’s it.

I am baffled; I’ve no clue how I was planning to finish this word (sound?), much less the entire entry. I can only assume it was going to be absolutely brilliant. Like – if they gave Pulitzers for blogging, this shit was it.

Or not. It could go either way.

In other, completely unrelated news:

34 plates? Does that seem like a random number to anyone else, or is it just me?