Daily Archives: May 6, 2013

I-kea-d you not.

First, this is a thing.

Anyway, yes. Kansas City is getting an IKEA store. St. Louis is not. We (whoever that is) feels slighted. We have been wronged, y’all. This is INJUSTICE.

Because as everyone knows, you’re not anything until you’ve got an IKEA.

Chicago, Dallas, Cincinnati, Minneapolis- why does everyone else get easy access to modular plywood furniture and fast-food Swedish meatballs?

Apparently, life is unfair.

This makes me irate; not because I particularly give a shit about Ikea, but because there are actually people around here who actually feel this way. As if St. Louis is entitled to a branch of this fucking store.

Just thinking about it makes my head hurt.