The other day I was sending what I intended to be heartfelt texts (I know, I know, that sounds like an oxymoron. I just wasn’t able to call the person at the time). “I’m so sorry” kept autocorrecting to “I’m so dirty.”
Which is horribly inappropriate, but so funny.
It’s hard to laugh and send heartfelt texts at the same time.
Also, this:
I had tickets to the Cardinals/Cubs game today but wasn’t feeling well so I skipped it. I was lamenting bitching to my brother about it via text:
Don’t quite get it?
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the sloppy copy 