What do guitar picks, fingernail clippers, a two-headed penny*, Krazy Glue, an old prescription bottle filled with thumbtacks, four rolls of Scotch tape, a stack of signed Christmas cards, a dreidel and a 6″ ruler Paid For By Citizens To Elect Sue Allen (whoever the hell she is) have in common?
All in my desk. In one drawer, specifically.
Maybe I should clean this thing out.
*actually, two pennies glued together