Things On Which I Have Been Previously Complimented But Can’t Quite Work Into My Current Resume:
a short list
- My ability to unfurl a blanket upon a bed whilst in the process of making it.
- My toothpaste-spitting technique*
- Showing up to offer assistance in completing a chore at the precise moment the task is finished (compliment was sarcastic; this skill is also unintentional though no one believes me)
*was once told by my then-5-year old brother that I “spit like Andy Moog“