I broke down today – no worries, there was no sobbing involved, just steely resignation as I entered my credit card number – and finally took steps to purchase a new battery for my laptop (currently, it goes from On to Shut Down when the power cord is removed in 1 second. Literally! One second!).
And as I perused the Apple site, I came across this pic of young stoner Chris O’Donnell helping a fellow dude at the Apple Genius Bar (I know the picture is massive. Deal with it):