When I was in elementary school, I had a friend named Megan who owned a dog named… crap. I can’t remember. Anyway, Dog was a tiny fluffy thing that would wet itself from excitement whenever someone would come to the door. I think maybe if I were to ever see Radiohead perform live, I might pee down my leg, a la Dog.
“Creep” / Radiohead (1993)
the sloppy copy 