El Listo.

Things On Which I Have Been Previously Complimented But Can’t Quite Work Into My Current Resume:
a short list

  1. My ability to unfurl a blanket upon a bed whilst in the process of making it.
  2. My toothpaste-spitting technique*
  3. Showing up to offer assistance in completing a chore at the precise moment the task is finished (compliment was sarcastic; this skill is also unintentional though no one believes me)

*was once told by my then-5-year old brother that I “spit like Andy Moog

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