I used to think that I didn’t like melted cheese, until I realized I don’t like melted shitty cheese, or just shitty cheese in general. Gone are the days when I tell folks that I detest “queso,” because when it’s done right, it’s fucking delicious. See, Velveeta is disgusting, melted or not. Throwing a can of Ro-Tel and a stick of Jimmy Dean sausage into the mix won’t help the flavor.
Say what you will about the French, with their felt berets and ridiculous boat-neck shirts and unexplainable love of Jerry Lewis, but damn! They make some good cheese.
the sloppy copy 