The following is a true story.
“It’s Will Smith! You know who Will Smith is, don’t you?”
The guy in the other check-out lane was on his cell phone, gesturing wildly with his free hand while picking up his groceries in the other.
“No, it’s flipped, not twisted!”
Wait, what?
“It goes, ‘My life got flipped, turned upside down’!”
No way. This guy was arguing about the lyrics to the Fresh Prince of Bel-Air theme.
I love Wal-Mart.
the sloppy copy 