I’ve been meticulously documenting the carnage and devastation that’s quickly torn through the midwest and heartland today. These photographs depict a built-in gas grill (apparently a feature that was All The Rage in the 1970s) located in the backyard of our residence.
The following images are disturbing, and not intended for younger viewers:
appx 10:00 AM CST.
I’d like to draw your attention to the icicles forming on the grill’s edges; this is an apt metaphor, as all of our lives currently hang in the balance of this merciless storm.
appx 11:00 AM CST
The grass, nearly covered with the same suffocating blanket of snow and ice that’s nearly snuffed out all of civilization, from Nebraska to Ohio.
appx 12:00 PM CST
Although these pictures might be difficult to see, they are a monument to the hundreds upon thousands of human lives that have been affected by this storm – no doubt, the Hand of God Itself come down unto us, punishment for The Real Housewives franchise.
appx 1:00 PM CST
The most recent photos are most graphic.
appx 2:00 PM CST
May God have mercy on our souls.
the sloppy copy 