Oh, so I took a super exclusive text to be on Jeopardy! tonight. It was freakin’ awesome.
And when I say “awesome” I mean “freakin’ hard.” I mean, seriously? I’m expected to remember who George Wallace is? (For the record “Gary Sinise played him in the movie” is probably not an acceptable response).
Anyway, watch for me on television in the next week or so. Or so. Or so.