Ma: Do you want to hear something horrible?
Julie: No, I probably don’t.
Ma: There was this guy who wanted to kill his wife for the insurance money so he dropped an 80 POUND CONCRETE BLOCK ON HER HEAD.
J: Ow.
Ma: He was on the roof and he THREW it at her!
J: Ow.
Ma: AND SHE LIVED!
J: Whoa! Wow…
Ma: She had a concussion, and was in the hospital for awhile, but SHE LIVED! Can you believe that?
J: Well, that’s not so horrible. I mean, it’s horrible that he tried to kill her, but she lived.
Ma: Oh, well, he took her out to the woods and shot her two months later.
J: Oh.
the sloppy copy 
For the record Conversations with Juanita are my favorite blogs. She needs to write guest blogs for you. I can only imagine what would come from that woman.